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PROF.NOHMNOHMZ EVIL POST


Anonyless ID:018877 2008/02/23 08:09:19
PROFESSOR NOHMNOHM'S FIRST POST THAT WE SAW.

">1647W M123 Allenville Mi 49760
>Bring 20 friends. You may have yet to realize this, but as long as i can move, i will kill you.
>If i'm not home, wait a while. Be sure to ask for Leland. I live with others and wouldn't want you to hurt someone who has a pacemaker or something. Or beat my little brother. Then i'd have to kill your family and friends too.
>Be sure to write that down. I'll be expecting you. I've been thirsting for blood for a few weeks now, and i'm sure yours would suit just fine. there's a metallic taste to blood you know. Coppery. And iron. Especially blood that flows from above the abdomin, and aorta. I'm particularly fond of biting about the face, and curbstomping. Ever see american history X? It doesn't do a good curbstomping justice.
>Prison also doesn't frighten me. So your age really doesn't matter. I -will- kill you if you take a step up. I don't care if you've got marines following you. I'll eat their hearts too.
>Don't believe me? ask people their oppinions. I'd do it just to prove a point. your life means nothing to me, and i would end it without hesitation. Want to kick my ass? be prepared. bring a gun. And hope you hit my head or heart with the first shot.
>No... nono.. don't hope. Pray.
>Don't "talk" about what you'd do. Come do it.
>I'm not going to bother expressing my extensive knowledge of accupressure, combat judo, and aikido. As well as the fact that I am built like a tank. I don't have a neck. Want an accurate depiction? Take about 3 years of your life hauling 2 tons of pellets per week into a basement. Then add the fact that i've been gutting animals since i was 5. My skill with a blade is precise as a brain surgeon. I stated i wasn't going to fight you. you know full well what I would do. Which means i would use any means at my disposal (including a car, or a concrete pick). Quite talking trash and just come already. If i wasn't broke i'd send you the bus fare.
>I didn't start this, therefore I see no need to come to you. You want some, come and get it. you know where I live, you know my name. Stop talking and come.
>No ammount of nintendo-martial-arts will save you if i see you.
>Unless you're Jet Li, i've got no reason to even concern myself with you other than the fact that your teeth will be kissing a burb while my boot slams against the back of your skull. Savy?
>Or. . .Maybe i'll let you live. Maybe i'll gag you, tie you upside down from the basement rafters, all the way up to your nose in the water that's flooded it. Leave you there for a week, then i'd start in on the torture.
>I could make a small incision in your lower abdomen (just at the pelvis) and incert meal worms into the wound, being sure to keep it open by reopening it every day. I could stab you in the kidney and watch you squirm as you hemerage to death slowly. I could put a mouse in your mouth and sew it closed. I could take out your eyeball and make you eat it. Who knows. whatever i feel like doing.
I may not be a convicted sadist, but I am sadistic. And cruel. And merciless. I would revel in your pleas for mercy, i would bask in your cries for release and death. And then, i would torment you more.
>Know why? I feel no human being, including myself, deserves peace, life, or joy. You and every other insect on this earth, deserve only suffering.
>When i say pain, you associate it with something superficial. By the time i'm finished, pain will be your god, and your god will be your death.
>I will inflict pain on you untill you love it. I will stick a needle in my arm to transfuse blood to keep you alive. I will not sleep, eat, or rest. I will be there, right beside you the whole time. So come. Partake. I shall show you the pleasure in pain.
>You will grow to love it, you will grow to love me. You will learn to weep no more, and revel in the pain, as it will be all you know for the rest of your pathetically shortened life. Yuo will bleed, you will rot, and you will love me for it.
>You have but to come and visit me. y

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Anonyless ID:018877 2008/02/23 08:09:48
THIS IS THE POST TO REPORT!


LOL

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dick carver ID:018881 2008/02/23 08:10:30
i hate cops. not it

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Anonydick ID:018882 2008/02/23 08:13:19
HOLY SHIT

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