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I think of Tails all day, every day. As soon as I wake up.


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 00:47:01
While I am getting ready for school. On the bus. In school. I had exams in January, he distracted me from them. I was trying to concentrate on my exams, but to do so I had to force him out of my mind. It was very difficult to do, and I hated having to do it. But I can guarantee that I would have failed if I hadn't have done that. I even think about him in my dreams. So, yeah. All the time. Literally. I just can't help it. I love him.
The thoughts I have are always a mixture of happy and sad. I think about how much I miss him sometimes. I cry. But that's good. It shows that my love for him is still strong, and I am still eagerly awaiting his return. And at other times, I think happy thoughts. I think of his smile. His twinly eyes. His cute face and goregous body. His sweet voice. Tails. Mixed thoughts, all the time. Holding back the tears sometimes is almost impossible. Such as in a lesson in school, I have to stop the thoughts...It's hard...
I do feel bad because of him...but... in a good way. It's insanely difficult to explain, so I'm not even gonna bother. Basically, its like I said before. I feel bad because I miss him, but its good because it shows that I love him. It goes much, much deeper than that, but that is all I can physically explain. The rest is stuck deep inside my heart and mind.
Sonic adventure music... there's plenty of it on my MP3 player. I listen to it often. I try to avoid Tail's theme song though, for obvious reasons. I like to listen to that when I'm alone, so I can recollect my memories and have a cry... I think I'll do that right now...

Please promptly shoot yourself.


SC v2 ID:018853 2008/02/23 01:13:23

Hey uo be nice!


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:13:42

Re: I think of Tails all day, every day. As soon as I wake up.


David Rawls ID:018851 2008/02/23 02:36:34
Wow, kid. If your a furry that's cool, but please. We don't want to hear it. Take this kind of drivel to furaffinity or something.

furries are awesome. Why do you hate us so much?


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:13:24

Re: furries are awesome. Why do you hate us so much?


David Rawls ID:018851 2008/02/23 03:42:37
There is a question I see time and time again from furries. "Why do you hate us so much?". They point out all the other shit that gets posted on the internet and they can't understand why they're the most hated thing on the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you. What you have is a fetish. That's all, a fetish. Just like people who want to be pissed on or people who love feet. But you couldn't just have a normal fetish, oh no. You had to make it a "lifestyle". You had to build your entire life around your retarded fetish. Then you took it a step further - you wanted to be able to show off your fetish lifestyle, rub it in everyones faces then you expected them to smile. You want to fuck animals and you expected people to be proud? Then you whine like nothing else when people tell you how retarded it all is, cry "fursecution" you're some oppressed fucking minority. You know what foot-lovers do? They keep to their fucking selves. There's MILLIONS of them and they're quiet about it, stay in their own little communities to talk about it and don't grind it in everyone elses face. They KNOW what they like is weird, they fucking deal with it like normal people.

THAT is why we hate you. You've got a retarded fetish and you insist on cramming it down everyone elses throat then DEMANDING that they treat you nicely when you just said you want to fuck a man-dog. You act like you've got some grand right not to have the piss taken out of you no matter how stupid what you're doing is. When a community tells you it doesn't want you there you don't realize it's not YOUR community and not your business. You try and FORCE them to tolerate you, you stay no matter how many people hate you and just shove your shit in their faces harder. How could anyone NOT hate you?

So go ahead, furry. Take a look in the mirror and then tell me I'm wrong. Or grow some self-respect and keep your fucking fetish private like everyone else.

Point made, no comment required. Your grave has been dug.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:00:51

hahahahahaha... I would have so much fun kicking your ass.


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ill take you up on that offer. on my own. with a gun.


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 04:19:10
As long as you don't also have a gun, I will win.

If your aim is half as crooked as your typing my money's on Nohmz.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/02/23 05:57:22

first id start by doing a CHI NO KATA (attack to the neck), followed by a KERI


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:29:40
(punch) below the sternum. Then I'd let you recover from those two respiratory system damaging attacks... Then the Koppo Jutsu begin (bones breaking technique), I would walk a Onikudaki (tradition: crushing the demon). So at this point in the fight, you got your - lets say - right arm completley crushed. I would profit from the fact that you're crying in pain to grab your left hand and perform another breaking technique (I dont remember the name) which would break and twist your wrist and, if im lucky, your elbow and shoulder. Immediatley after, Id life your broken arm to give the deadly blow : a very powerful punch in the underarm causing a big artery present there to pierce. Before leaving I'd use a Shako Ken (claw hand) on the temples to damage your optic nerve. and maybe profit from your laying on the ground to break a leg or two (easy thing to do) Then id bow to you while saying <<Domo arigato gozaimashita>> (thank you very much for the training) <<So Tails, do you enjoy?>> and then walk away.

Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:37:04
Don't "talk" about what you'd do. Come do it.

I'm not going to bother expressing my extensive knowledge of accupressure, combat judo, and aikido. As well as the fact that I am built like a tank. I don't have a neck. Want an accurate depiction? Take about 3 years of your life hauling 2 tons of pellets per week into a basement. Then add the fact that i've been gutting animals since i was 5. My skill with a blade is precise as a brain surgeon. I stated i wasn't going to fight you. you know full well what I would do. Which means i would use any means at my disposal (including a car, or a concrete pick). Quite talking trash and just come already. If i wasn't broke i'd send you the bus fare.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:38:31
I didn't start this, therefore I see no need to come to you. You want some, come and get it. you know where I live, you know my name. Stop talking and come.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:39:14
No ammount of nintendo-martial-arts will save you if i see you.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:40:14
Unless you're Jet Li, i've got no reason to even concern myself with you other than the fact that your teeth will be kissing a burb while my boot slams against the back of your skull. Savy?

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:41:57
Or. . .Maybe i'll let you live. Maybe i'll gag you, tie you upside down from the basement rafters, all the way up to your nose in the water that's flooded it. Leave you there for a week, then i'd start in on the torture.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:44:19
I could make a small incision in your lower abdomen (just at the pelvis) and incert meal worms into the wound, being sure to keep it open by reopening it every day.
I could stab you in the kidney and watch you squirm as you hemerage to death slowly. I could put a mouse in your mouth and sew it closed. I could take out your eyeball and make you eat it. Who knows. whatever i feel like doing.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:45:51
I may not be a convicted sadist, but I am sadistic. And cruel. And merciless. I would revel in your pleas for mercy, i would bask in your cries for release and death. And then, i would torment you more.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:46:56
Know why? I feel no human being, including myself, deserves peace, life, or joy. You and every other insect on this earth, deserve only suffering.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:47:57
When i say pain, you associate it with something superficial. By the time i'm finished, pain will be your god, and your god will be your death.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:49:19
I will inflict pain on you untill you love it. I will stick a needle in my arm to transfuse blood to keep you alive. I will not sleep, eat, or rest. I will be there, right beside you the whole time. So come. Partake. I shall show you the pleasure in pain.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:50:29
You will grow to love it, you will grow to love me. You will learn to weep no more, and revel in the pain, as it will be all you know for the rest of your pathetically shortened life. Yuo will bleed, you will rot, and you will love me for it.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:52:03
You have but to come and visit me. you have the address. Be sure not to eat before you come. I hear people who are casterated tend to vomit allover themselves without sedation, and since you'll be gagged i don't want you to choke on your own fluids.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 03:53:51
I'm done with this little game. post another post if you want describing how you will "kick my ass". It doesn't even matter now. The gauntlet was laid. either you show up, and are remembered as a courageous masochist, or you don't, and are branded forevermore a coward. It's up to you. I'm done posting in this mundane bulletin board.

good leave lol u suck


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:56:56

internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:59:11

in fact as soon as im done figuring out where u live...


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 04:00:12
ill just look at youre pathertic self. then walk away knowing it probably isnt wiorth it to beat on a scrub like you.

Re: in fact as soon as im done figuring out where u live...


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:06:41
Yes. Come. :)
I'll be waiting with bated breath.

Figuring out? You mean reading the address?...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/02/23 06:00:44
Though I suppose in your case you could make a legitimate claim to the phrase.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:05:46
Oh i'm no tough guy. I am a man tormented by the deafening wails of my own demons, come to sing lulaby. My tormented and haunted soul is what makes me, not the "toughness". You misunderstand completely. I am compelled to make you scream. I need you to scream. And you will. Just as soon as you come over.

This isn't a pretend game. This is very real. And if you don't believe me, ask those who know me best. Ask Scott, Suzy, and B. Lady. Ask SC. Ask anoyone who knows me. I will break you untill you have no bones left, let you heal a crooked creature, and break you more. I AM chaos. I AM hatred. I AM pain. And I AM your god. Believe it or not, you'll learn the moment you wake up in my basement. Talk the shit, but Back it up. Otherwise you're nothing more than a pathetic maggot. I've crushed hundreds beneath my boot, feasting on rotting corpses. Come and see. I'm waiting.
And I will post here after today if I am so inclined, by the ONLY creature i've met in years, who's alive, and capable of silencing the wails that impart my sanity. My demons. My friends. My enemies. My own creations. My own regrets. You'll meet them. Just come over.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 04:15:34
you must be busting a nut over how badass you think you are making yourself sound.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:17:56
I'm not trying to make myself sound badass at all.
I'm busting a nut alright though. . . At the thought of sticking my cock in your mothers festering eyesocket.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:19:01
You think i sound tough, that's your choice. I just want you to come to my house.
Everything i said was a lie. i'm a big wussie. So want to come over and fight now? I'm waiting tails, yes or no.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:20:11
I am 4'5" i weigh 95 LBS, and I live with my grandmother. Want to fight? I'm waiting, you know where I am tails.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:21:53
My sister hits harder than I ever could.
My mother beats me in armwrestling matches.
My aunt has more hair on her face than I do on my hole body.
My winky is 1 inch long. erect.
Want to fight? I'm waiting. Come on tails, i just put myself in your league.
I'm in your league now. You know the address. say yes already.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:23:42
I'll even let you have the first 10 swings.
Do your nintendo karate on me. See if ANYthing you do can cause me ANY damage at ALL. I've been hit by a car and the car suffered more damage. MY OWN MOTHER CALLS ME BEAST. ANIMAL. MONSTER.
And YOU PRESUME to be able to even think about looking at me and not trembling. Come on. Step up. I'm waiting.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:25:40
My heart wrenched from my chest by the evil humans do. My muscles tightened by YEARS of manual labour, and naturally high testosterone levels. My eyes are BLACK. Not brown. Not contacts. BLACK. I AM doom. I am a creature, and you will see that when you come. So tell me. Aren't you curious? Come see me Tails. Come see.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:26:54
I am trembling with anticipation. Please. . . Just come and see if it's true Tails. Come see if it's true. Please.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:29:27
It's as simple as typing three letters, Tails. The ont between the "T" key and the "U" key. The one between W and R. The one under W and over X.
Just type three letters tails. Just three. That's all it takes. You know you want to see if it's true don't you? you know you want to see what i really look like. Wether or not my voice chills you like the shriek of a banshee, or wether it startles you like the thunder of the heavens. You want to know wether i'm a frail sickly little thing or a robust juggernaut. I know you want to se. Just say "yes". and get on a bus today.

Re: internet tough guy lol u r not anything u posted u scum


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:31:19
I'm begging you. It's been so fucking long since i've fed. I'm starving. Just come here.

OMG STFU ALRDY!!!!


Tails ID:018537 2008/02/23 03:52:36

And tails.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:11:43
I was born 12 16 1982, in Tibideaux Louisiana. I am a 25 year old man.
Why would i bother playing silly mind games like this with a kid?
Simple.
I'm not playing.

Re: And tails.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:14:09
You just happened to catch me on a really bad day. I was reminded yesterday, of how much I hate you. and all other humans.
Your life means nothing, your mothers pleas would mean nothing, I would skullfuck her and let you watch just as soon as release you after you enter my basement.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


David Rawls ID:018851 2008/02/23 04:09:08
Uhh no offense prof... but a hemorrhage is when your brain gets flooded with blood causing a stroke and doesn't have anything to do with a kidney.

Re: Whatever. just hurry up and get the bus ticket.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:09:36
Hemmorage from the curbstomp.

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®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/02/23 04:10:34
But i didn't elabourate that. sorry.

He's not gonna be reading a book while you're off playing Naruto you know.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/02/23 05:58:19

Hey guess what, I hate you.


Dark Celestial Dragon ID:011103 2008/04/13 07:54:13
Bottom!

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