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What a moron!


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 10:15:18
Some dude gave out his profile at Nsider2. Do all you people at this suckish forum act like this?

Do all you people from that forum resemble chimps when you type?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 07:57:36

Re: Do all you people from that forum resemble chimps when you type?


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 07:59:10
What do not like my speaking? Deal with it.

Not your speech (or rather your typing) so much as. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:02:09
The fact that you come here without warning or reason and suddenly incinuate that we're all morons and whiney pricks, or something. And in a beligerent manner too.

My old scratching post has lost interest. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:03:17
Are you going to end up being my new claw-sharpener?

Re: My old scratching post has lost interest. . .


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 08:04:36
sure

not doing any thing else any way.

Not a verry good start.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:06:49
My claws are a metaphor for my wit (specifically, my ability to argue and always have a comeback)

So step up or step off
I think that's what those who use Eubonics generally say?

I left some inconsistancies for you to latch on to already. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:07:38
can't do much more than that.

Re: I left some inconsistancies for you to latch on to already. . .


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 08:09:34
I can

www.ytmnd.ytmnd.com

By the way, In case you don't know this. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 03:03:29
I don't check websites from untrusted sources.
Regardless of what they say is on them.
I don't even facilitate porn bots.

However, people like Gigazubyte wouldn't lead me somewhere I'd dislike going, so I've trusted sites from him in the past.

And remember everyone. . . Catholics are going straight to hell.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:09:45

It's a BBS, so come on back any time. but as of now, my pellets are here.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 08:13:01
I've got a ton (quite litterally) of pellet fuel to haul into my basement. Anything you type, i'll get back to. But right now, I've got pressing matters. Such as pallet with a ton of 50 lb sacks to haul.

Re: It's a BBS, so come on back any time. but as of now, my pellets are here.


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 08:14:05
wee

50 pounds isn't that much...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/01/18 08:26:53
but having to do it 40 times could be a workout, depending on how far each trip is.

Re: 50 pounds isn't that much...


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 01:50:22
Well, they're actually 40 lb bags. i hadn't read them, but there's still a ton there.
And as for the trip.
(20 feet across icy packed snow, up a set of 6 stairs, another 20 feet back to the cellar entry, down 14 steps, and about 10 feet across concrete.

Yea it's a workout.

But nothing i can't handle.

Do you know how much heat a pellet stove puts out?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 03:00:42
This stove heats my two storie house, top to bottom, basement included. And a ton of pellets (costing me 200 dollars) will last for like 6 months (I keep the tempurature arround 72 farenheit). Compare that to your gas fireplaces and fuel oil furnaces.

(only 4 months through a cold winter)

:P

Wood Fireplace: Cost = Free ( we live in the woods)...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/01/19 06:33:36
It doesn't heat the entire house, but we live in a big house, and it keeps the rooms around the fireplace and practically the entire second story quite comfortable, even when the power is knocked out for eight days by an icestorm. Better yet, it's good exercise splitting and hauling the logs, which keeps you quite toasty while collecting it.

Re: Wood Fireplace: Cost = Free ( we live in the woods)...


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/20 04:11:09
Yes the benefits of being a in a wooded hermitage.
Unfortunately, the nearest wooded area here is protected. And what's more fun is replacing that chainsaw with a trusty double sided axe.
If you're skilled enough you can fell quite a monster of a tree with an axe that holds an edge (and with a handle that doesn't crack easily).

That's how we do it at camp.
(grandfather owns 80 acres of woods and medow where we have a trailer back in the woods a ways. We lovingly dubbed the place "Greywood".
No power, no gas, nothing but a few old mouse infested cots, a couch, and a shepherds stove in the front room. Don't need a refridgerator, we just built a plywood box(to keep raccoons and other vermin out of camp supplies), and painted it, to keep it from weathering).

So what's a woodsman doing playing videogames like Sonic anyhow?

Why does everyone make the assumption that woods = uncivilized?...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/01/20 14:55:30
Where I live is not really that different from a suburb except there are about 100 times more trees and they're mostly of the fifty foot tall variety, not those wimpy shrub kind that you can't even climb in (not that you can climb fifty foot poplars without equipment unless you're very skilled) We still have electricity and stuff.

never said you didn't have electricity.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/20 15:15:24
You eat flapjacks for breakfast lunch and dinner?

I don't eat breakfast. And technically I live in the city now...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/01/20 15:31:08
Since I went off to college. But I still think of my permanent residence as my house, even though I only see it once or twice a month. Which, granted, is more than many college students, but I'm only an hour from home.

I'm only picking.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/20 16:20:45
I know the solace of being surrounded by trees. They eminate a calming energy that seems to help one put their troubles on the back burner for a while. Even their chakra colour is soothing.

As they're as much alive as you and I, they have an aura just the same as anything else.

I like it when it snows. Because then you can shake them and dump it on people.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2008/01/20 16:32:45

Re: It's a BBS, so come on back any time. but as of now, my pellets are here.


Firestorm ID:014893 2008/01/18 11:13:32
NohmNohmz, stop replying to yourself.. I.D. 17099, stop being a little bitch..

In order for a fellow like me to have responses from an intelectual equal


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 01:48:10
A lot of the time I must respond to myself. fool.

As well as those mormons and jehovas whitnesses if they don't stop comming to my house on sunday.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:00:56

I'll just answer the door naked again


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 03:05:23
and ask if they want to come in and play airhockey with me.

Re: Not a verry good start.


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 08:08:36
sure

Chimps can do amazing things these days


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/18 07:59:57
including typing. . . . obviously.

Re: Chimps can do amazing things these days


I hate n00bs ID:017099 2008/01/18 08:15:28
so can your mom

Indeed


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 01:54:56
My mother is capable of typing. As well as quite a few other tasks of a mundane nature.
Most human beings are.
However, for a chimp to learn to communicate, as well as type text in a box via a web browser, that's quite a feat of advancement.
Next thing you know we'll be able to use them for medial labour, and they'll eventually rise up against us and force the first black-woman president to sign an emancipation treaty.

Re: Indeed


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 01:59:58
I believe that woman president will be a 68 year old Oprah Winfrey, for she seems to run the country already.

Or are you making mention of sexual acts?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:48:55
If so, I pitty the man who'd be into -that-.
Even if I were someone elses child, I still wouldn't be bothered to have such ideas about my mother. She's quite disturbing.

You have my deepest sympathy if you've encountered her bedside manner.

Mind you, not empathy, for I couldn't imagine it myself. I'm not squeemish, but that'll do it.
Have at her if that's your thing. Her business in the bedroom is none of my business. However, I'd say you have to be one ugly, and dumb bastard, because that's all she seems to be attracted to, regardless of her own intelligence (I certainly didn't inherit my fathers brain. . . Thankfully)

However I have inherited his looks


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:14:57
I would imagine that if Gigazubyte looks like Bluto from Popeye, we'd porobably look like we're related.

. . . My father's the spitting image of bluto, only with more beard.

As for me, Less beard (save a chingchong style goatee that reaches past my man-boobs.)

It's actually fairly common for those of Germanic-French descent
(Jutes and Saxon most likely. Although the Angles are also in my blood, as well as tribes further east, such as mongolian. However, most prominant is polish, german, and Britton lineage.)

I quite resemble a TSR style dwarf that stands at 6 feet.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:21:52
I would have been a GREAT barbarian back when the germanic tribes were prominant (which was long before and durring the greco-roman era. Shortly after the romans had grown fat, lazy, and complacent, letting the visigoth march on roma (the capital city, now simply rome)while looting and burning. Calling them barbarous is hardly the truth though. As civilized as rome was, they were decadent, and quite dishonorable. . . Roman philosophy seemed to fall into daily life as well as imperial life (force yourself on those who deny you).

Whereas there were no rapes, murders, or capture of women and children in the burning of rome.

Eat that.

Seems southern central europeans were the pioneers of faggotry and sex crime


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:26:20
Who rapes little boys? Catholic priests rape little boys.
(sing along with me)

Where's the vatican?

ROME CITY BABY
"Roman Catholic"

It's in the catholic bible. just watch southpark. you'll see. Even spacealien catholics have sex with young boys.

According to southpark.
But i'd believe southpark over one of bush's press conferences any day.

And yes,m you can coin my word "Faggotry"


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:45:34
here are some others you may wish to coin.

Shat "shit in the past tense"
Buttfuckery (Context: "He is a practicioner of Buttfuckery.")
Idioronical "sounds like a real word doesn't it"
Ospoof "German for exaust. used generally to describe farts (in my grandfather's house)"

sombich
dirtykuntslapper
Faggonomics
Fudgemember
Poopirate
Buttbucaneer
AnalAssassin
RectalRanger
ColonCommander
BowelBerserker
PoopchutePioneer
And I have a few others, but then you'd know all my secrets.


BY THE WAY DID YOU HEAR

Tom cruise is like the bishop of scientology now.

Scientology, the californianist new age dumbshit that says you have to casterate yourself in the poresense of an elderly man resembling a catholic priest, while drinking Koolaid laced with arsenic, and chanting and praying to one of the many commets that pass by the earth.

On another religious note, I used to go to some church "assembly of god" or something
Our governess/whatever you call the sundayschool teacher had us speak in tongues, and when she did, I swear, god's honest truth, these were her in tonguespeaks

"Keilbassakeilbassayaykielbassareeekeilbasayaykeilbassayum"
The woman must have liked sausage huh?
(amended) She was 5 feet tall and must have weighed 230 lbs.

Speaking of Fatties


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:39:18
One of my ex girlfriends claimed she had a glandular disorder.

I eventually said "What was that disorder called? ILTETAHS?"
She said "Something like that"
I then explained
I
Like
To
Eat
Twinkies
And
Hoho's
Syndrome

This was after i had caught her on the computer webcam


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:40:29
. . . You don't need me to tell you what she was doing.

I'm making unnescesarily large ammounts of replies to my self


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:41:21
JUST FOR YOU FIRESTORM.

Re: What a moron!


Firestorm ID:014893 2008/01/18 11:15:39
Don't judge people based on one guy who doesn't want his account anymore..

Actually supershadow took it from him some time ago...


Supershadow ID:017099 2008/01/18 13:08:36
I don't know exactly how he got him to fork over the password, but I do know why he'd give it away. The guy got a new one.

Re: Actually supershadow took it from him some time ago...


Firestorm ID:014893 2008/01/18 22:24:10
Anyways... If the turkey falls tonight the cat shall rise tommorow..

Mmmmm. . . Turkey. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:54:01

MMMMMMMM!!!!! CAT!


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 02:55:30

Ever watched dogs screwing?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2008/01/19 04:33:04
I was imediately disgusted, though I couldn't look away.
I was Curious about the habbits of animals at the same time as feeling that they should go behind the house or something.That dog's weiner was -stuck- in the other one. That verry moment as i saw the dog dismount and sit there waiting, trying to get away. . .
I had to wince.

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