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SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 02:30:31
A COLLECTION OF QUOTES BY THE GREAT PROFESSOR AND PHILOSOPHER OM NOM NOM.
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GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
GREGARIOUS IS NOW A MEME
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"+ The only one you need to impress is you. ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 20:11:11
| + Then again, don't listen to me. ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 20:12:24" /Actually, I traded in my degree in English for a degree in Contradictory Statements./ ~Prof Om Nom Nom

"Keep it up. . . You're gaining many points of respect.

I'm sure someone wants to sleep with you now." /Especially me/ ~Prof Om Nom Nom

"This string. . . This subject in general is quite taxing on my emotional equilibrium." /I only had to use the dictionary 5 times/, ~Professor Om Nom Nom

"you're going to fade into the backlight like every other poor fool on this earth." /myself included, probably more so then others/ ~Prof Om Nom Nom

" | + The most anyone could hope to expect. . . ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:17:42
| | + Unless you develope the teleporter ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:20:14
| | | + In any case. . . ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:28:29
| | | + Want to know something odd? ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:34:49
| | | + This is nothing more than one of many ways ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:37:54
| | | | + So stop trying to gain peoples recognition. ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:41:59
| | | | + And to be honest. . . ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:49:38
| | | | + So. . . ®Prof. NohmNohmz™ (ID:017807) 2007/12/14 19:52:01 " /RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION/ ~A RECURSIVE SPEAKER OF NOTABLE THINGS; Professor Om Nom Nom

"I was 12.
and you have -no- idea how long it's been since then.
If my philosophy hasn't changed in so many years, and I'm still alive, and relatively unscathed. . .
perhaps there's something to it. . . No?" /I'm thirteen now. Beat that./ ~Professor Om Nom Nom

"Is it wierd to love apples and go through withdrawls?" /No, but it is quite weird. For a professor, you lack spelling skills./ Professor Om Nom Nom

"It's actually the very thought of australia.
Everything reminds me of a 9 year tragedy that I care not to get into.
It tends to make me cranky." /Oh yes? Well it tends to make me feel very GREGARIOUS, myself./ ~Professor OmNomNom

"Rather it's someone telling you "there's a snake on your front porch"
If enough people tell you that, then maybe there's a snake on your front porch. . . Hmm?" /Because if enough people say it, it must be true./ ~Professor Om Nom Nom

Noted and discarded as redundant data.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 00:45:44

Re: Noted and discarded as redundant data.


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:01:09
You are redundant data.

And you're no more than a teenager looking for easy props


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:03:04
As i've stated in previous posts.. Don't test me. You'll find that it's not so easy.
My fangs are as sharp as any.

Re: And you're no more than a teenager looking for easy props


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:17:31
Why are you under the impression that any of us care about your empty threats and long-winded speeches?

Noted and disregarded.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:38:23
Empty threat.
firstly. . .
It wasn't a threat.
Secondly. . . It wasn't empty.
Sure i'm not going to come to your house and beat down the door.
But i will not back down from a slanderous, textual slugfest.

Re: Noted and disregarded.


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:40:59
Gasp! Surely not a slanderous, textual slugfest!

Re: Noted and disregarded.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:46:15
A "slanderous, textual slugfest"? Oh no, not that! DX

redundant data.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:49:17

Re: redundant data.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:50:27
Are you a machine?

Simple minds require only simple responses.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:51:00

Re: Simple minds require only simple responses.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:52:36
*shrug* It was an honest question.

Re: Simple minds require only simple responses.


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:53:16
He doesn't know if he's a machine or not.

Re: Simple minds require only simple responses.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:54:15
D:

Re: Simple minds require only simple responses.


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:55:26
He's mechasexual.

There is no cure.

Re: Simple minds require only simple responses.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 01:55:57
*inspirational voice* But treatment is available!

You'll have to wait in line...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/17 14:47:28
She and I have been going at it for years without a clear winner emerging. Her thick skull keeps me from making progress. Unless you want to be mired in the same quagmire I suggest you steer clear.

Surprisingly sage advice. I had begun noticing the folly myself.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 04:16:11

What can I say? I know her pretty well.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/19 07:54:11

And you're no more then a failure of a supercomputer


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:38:57
Try this:

It was a mistake I made, but I believe it's your last hope. I even tailored it to your needs, SUPERCOMPUTER OMNOMNOM.

If it doesn't work, you are beyond help.

#!/bin/bash
## I'm sure this will help you, Professor. I deeply care about you.
PANIC="[KERNEL PANIC]"
ERROR=1
OPTIONS="StartFix Quit"
select StartFix in $OPTIONS; do
if [ "$opt" = "StartFix" ]; then
while [ $ERROR -lt 1000000000000 ]; do
echo Professor Om Nom Nom running fix sequence... $ERROR. $PANIC $PANIC $PANIC CANNOT FIX CANNOT FIX CANNOT FIX ERROR: LOST CAUSE LOST CAUSE LOST CAUSE
let ERROR=ERROR+1
select Quit in $OPTIONS; do
if [ "$opt" = "Quit" ]; then
echo "I'm sorry you don't want to be fixed, professor."
done
exit 0

Then i'm doomed.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:44:07
because that load of bunk doesn't do anyhting at all.
It simply displays an error message and subnote.
ou expect the nobel prize for a piece of bunk that does nothing more than display a message?

More functionality is required. that simple set of strings isn't quite enough.
And you, tinking anyone cares that you know how to input pascal, seem to think you can go blow to blow with me.

By all means chum. Have at er. But when you're done trying to irritate me, then I'll take my turn.

Re: Then i'm doomed.


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 01:50:17
First, it wasn't Pascal.

Let's be philosophical, since you're very good at this.

It's not the message, it's the message in the message in the message in the message in the message in the message.

reading between the lines. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 01:59:13
The message within a message, as it were (since you feel it necessary to scrutinize your own message) is simple.
Insecurity is a dastardly thing, and acompanied with the falasy of such things as knowing a few strings of bunk, would lead one to assume you're compensating.
For what, I can't tell. Nor do I care to try to determine.
Your attempt at personifying my lexicon as a trait of some "machine" is not only horribly inaccurate, but plainly put, a tool of insecurity making painstaking preparation to personify yourself as being somehow "classier" or a more likeable character. The common misconception (my enemies enemy is my friend) does not apply here. To join the fray and pick a side simply to debunk any of my present disclosures is by far, a vain attempt at gaining brownie points with someone you have yet to mention. Otherwise, you're doing it for the sake of doing it, which in itself is another insecue trait. To do it for the sake of doing it is simply a way of pulling yourself out of the mainstream catagory as mundane, and a dime a dozen, doesn't seem to work that well. You're unorigional. you always will be.

Re: reading between the lines. . .


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 02:04:49
You gave yourself an image of a machine.

To every post that doesn't follow your Mini Socrates philosophy, you simply answer "noted and discarded".

Let's be clear, average people don't say "NOTED AND DISCARDED" whenever something ego-hurting happens.

Get over yourself.

Funny i didn't realise you had bruised my ego


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 02:08:08
what a profound thing you've brought to my attention.
Kudos to you for realizing for me that my ego was hurt.
I never would have concieved it so.

But answer me one question would you?
How could you hurt the ego of someone with low self esteem and low esteem for the rest of the world?
It's not an Ego you're being privy to.
Rather it's someone telling you "there's a snake on your front porch"
If enough people tell you that, then maybe there's a snake on your front porch. . . Hmm?

Re: Funny i didn't realise you had bruised my ego


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 02:14:59
If enough people say it, it must be true.
Let's take some notable examples of this to back up your claim.

"HEIL HITLER"
"There's a rumor going around that...you have dick nipples..."
"There are weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq."
"Tobacco is a healthy habit."

Touche


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 02:20:57
Seems you're not as ignorant as i had forsaw. However that doesn't change the fact that if enough people make a personal observation of you, that perhaps it needs looking into.

And on a side note.
How many resources have you amassed with your -mad skill- that you're displaying?

My strengths have gained me my own night club and a partnership in the adjacent pub/resturaunt, as well as nearly $500,000 dollars worth of acets, stocks, bonds, and interest bearing accounts.

And I'm not even tired yet.

Re: Touche


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 02:27:42
Metaphorically, I have earned the world, great things, and all that is necessary.

In reality, zero dollars.

Why do you waste your time here if you've earned so much? Go fuck some prostitutes with that 500,000. It's the only way it'll ever happn.

that's a subject I will not get into with you.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 02:35:44
Disposable. Fresh off the factory line, and moulded from the patent of a million other tools.

The point was that my attitude and skills have afforded me the ascets to live out my life with a safety net. And i'm not even an old man. The point i'm trying to touch here. . . Is that I, perhaps without even trying, have achieved more in this life than you will in several. Not only am I financially secure. . . But I have Ample time to contemplate my navel (like buddah), and still have time to play videogames and blab on message boards.
The point. . . is that you're wasted tallent, just like the others who were shat out of your assembly line. Defective, without form or function, save to try to appear impressive, but really having no function at all (much like that command strig you tried to feed me earlier.

Re: that's a subject I will not get into with you.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 02:42:08
So a person's assets solely determines their value?

Not entirely no.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 02:46:26
They define how that person will survie in a world dominated by money.

The true test of a persons worth, is like that comercial that narrows the group of friends down to one wholl stick by you if you're mental.
That manner of thing decides a persons worth. It's not how much a person can bench, obtain, or own. But it's actually how far they'll go for someone they care about.

I was just using that as a crutch to try and deter this guy. I'm getting tired, and it'd be the best birthday present ever just to get this overwith.

Re: Not entirely no.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/17 02:50:08
Good save. It's difficult to befriend someone who believes that money alone determines someone's worth.
You don't need money to be worth something to someone.

it. . wasn't a save. .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 02:57:57
It has been my soul belief since i was little.

People say things that normally is out of character when in a debate of some sort. wether they're right or wrong makes no difference if they're trying to defend themself. I've said some right rotten things and most of them were simply attempts at pushing buttons.
That's how i fight.

I don't like to, but if it comes down to it, I won't concede unless it's painfull to fight back. Even if i'm backed in to a corner and outnumbered.

The same should be said for all creatures who hve little left to lose.

To be honest, all my belongings could ammount to squat. I'd just as soon panhandle and sleep under a cluster of tees. It wouldn't be the first time. However when observing someones traits, while under fire, one must aim for the least defended spots in order to draw blood.

My god, she actually agrees with me about something for once!


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/17 14:55:59

Re: My god, SHE?


Chaclon ID:018817 2007/12/18 21:25:08
Oh there's actually a girl over here

Re: My god, SHE?


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/19 06:14:07
Don't listen to that jerk. He just likes to make fun of me because I'm so bloody feminine-looking. >.>

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Wat.. Give up already?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 03:07:55
Black Lady was the one I stopped fighting with. not you.
tool.

Oh come on. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 03:21:04
The truth of it is, I'm no rocket scientist, but I am quite knowledgeable on many fronts. As for my verbose posts, i've spoken in such a manner as far back as I cre to remember. Is it not just "keeping it real" eubonically speaking, to type in the same manner?
It's not my fault that you don't know, or you think it's too odd to use in context. That set aside, what makes you think for a moment, that anyone is impressed by your attempted assault of my persona?
Were you trying to get in good wit BL?
or someone else?
or were you simply arguing for argument sake (like me)?
Either way, to impune my confidence, you lack several very important qualities.
You lack the proper motivation, you lack the proper status i my list of aquaintances, and you lack boobs. All of which are key factors in severely pissing me off.

You also lack the origionality required to better me in a test of mettle. You see. . . I've heard your argument time and time again from a dozen or more other tools who follow the same mould as you. It was as though you were saying
"Well ur big fat fag who can't get ne booty from anyone. and btw i boned ur mom last night"

All claims are groundless, futile, and above all, uninspired.

To get to me you need a bit more fire and a bit less effort.

Re: Wat.. Give up already?


SC version 2.0 ID:018823 2007/12/17 08:34:19
I'm sorry that I got up to take a shower and didn't come back.

Very sorry that I decided to wait a little while before reading your posts.

Because I care so much about everything you have to say.

That's a refreshing attitude.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/17 11:32:18
Note the sarcasm.
You see, i've seen that rebuttal before too. Mostly from those who seem to lack other options as far as attempting to insult someone in a futile effort. Seems you're running low on fuel.

It appears to me, that you feel the "you're unimporant, so I just didn't pay attention" would suffice for someone like me. Needless to say, I can see straight through it.

This is due to one key factor. . . You not only took the time to read the post, but you took the time to respond.

Again, uninspired on your part.

Re: Wat.. Give up already?


Kilroy was here ID:013661 2007/12/17 08:36:00

That's actually a fairly common misconception...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/17 14:52:07
It doesn't matter how many people tell you unless there really IS a snake on your porch.

It's an easy debate to get into.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 04:19:34
My older brother would beg to differ emphatically and with every last breath in his body.

It all depends on your own personal life experience i suppose. People have been calling him an alcoholic trouble maker all his life, and it was quite true he found out recently after crashing into the same gas station, twice in one night. Jaager. My best friend, his worst enemy

But tht doesn't contradict my statement at all...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/18 13:03:02
What the people were saying WAS true. Some truths are subjective, such as greatness, but some aren't. In the latter case truth is independent of the number of people professing it, though that doesn't mean one should simply disregard the majority.

He's rather unlike Socrates... I'd say more like Hobbes.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/17 14:49:07

I don't think he'd be using a string of memes to insult you...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/17 14:50:33
If originality were his cocern. I'd venture to say that he just doesn't like you. Then again, I could be wrong.

Then Again, you could be.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 04:21:32

Re: Then Again, you could be.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/20 09:07:54
I didn't really mean what i had posted to SC. he's not really that good. . . But Black Lady now . . . She's got claws like a kitten. sharp enough to shave with. Which is a shame i picked her as a friend rather than a practice dummy.

However. . .
I'm not second guessing my choice. . . Simply saying i wish she wasn't so good at comebacks and insults.

You could have just asked me. My bleeding ego is proof enough.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/20 10:39:29

Re: You could have just asked me. My bleeding ego is proof enough.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/21 05:46:53
Don't listen to him. His ego is still bigger than the state of Texas.

See?! What did I tell you?! She's mean to me!


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/21 08:13:52

Read the main post of this string. Then you'll see how much of an imbecile I am (appearantly)


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 17:16:09

Seems like the only way this kid can sleep at night. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 17:22:57
is if he nitpicks every error I make, or adds a numbwitted comment beside a "copy" of my own comments, or rather, excerpts of my comments.

Well, whatever helps you feel as though you've saved face. . . or something.
By the way, simply because my title has Prof. in it. don't assume i'm trying to portray myself as one. It is, by far, the opposite. It is meant in a mocking manner. Also. . . Since when does anyone on the internet -NOT- typo once in a while?
Juvenile persuits lead to juvenile tendancies. . . Which lead to people telling you constantly to "grow up" your entire life. . . leading to you feeling infuriated at the words.

When the words no longer infuriate you, maybe you're on your way there. And when you stop hearing it, then maybe you're there.

Till then. . .
grow up my friend.
:-)

I assume it's a he. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/18 17:23:50
Because i've never met a she who'd be this juvenile.

I have. And yes, typos will be made...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/19 07:50:53
but that doesn't mean we shouldn't strive to avoid them. Making your postings as intelligible as reasonably possible is just common courtesy.

What. . . No new quotes?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/20 08:40:16
Have you stopped scrutinizing my quotes?
I'm insulted that you've so easily lost interest (not litterally, but it's kinda dissappointing that i'm running out of reasons to perpetuate this squabble with you)
Here. . . Some Ammunition for your campaign

"I'm fat, and i smell like parmasean cheese, my comments are dumb, and my fat brain is dumb. I need you to talk to me so that i won't feel so dumb. please please."

Do what you will with this. My will is to perpetuate such a rivalry, due to my requiring much practice in the art of ridicule. The best ways to push people away is to push their buttons you know.

and in actuality, you should be proud.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/20 08:49:50
I wouldn't keep this up if i didn't consider you to be good at what you do.
I'm sure someone else would have run off crying and changed their ID by now. well.. teenagers anyhow.
Don't stop yet. . .
We're not finished yet.

This is true...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/20 10:42:05
I find the most effective button you can push is simply not caring what they have to say. I've used to drive more than one flooder crazy. The most insulting part is when you tell them in advance what you plan, and they still can't fight it.

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