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†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ Vs. Gigazubyte


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 04:20:40
Giga says Dragons a girl. Insistantly.
Dragon equally insists on being a boy.
One lies and one types truth.

BTW
Ion has been arround for about 10 hours now and is in a range of 85-90 for his stats.
:)

Can you stop talking its not enough.


Tails ID:018537 2007/12/07 04:25:52

First of all my young friend. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 04:30:34
I'm typing not talking, so to cease talking is a physical impossibility. This appearant assault on your senses is not remedied by my "STFUing". Second of all, if you dislike what I'm typing, then don't bother reading it. Third of all, anyone who has a sexual relationship with Tails from the sonic team, needs to take some perscription antipsychotics.

All in all your oppinion shouldn't even deserve the grace of a response from me, however I feel the need to put you in the place you've been alloted.

Well your kinda stupid since all you do is talk


Tails ID:018537 2007/12/07 04:32:37
cant you be quiet give someone else a chance to say something not just you.

Again, to speak is generally through an audible means. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 04:40:34
or a physical, but in person means. I am typing and posting messages. If you're so intent on blaming me for your lack of attention (which you shouldn't be seeking online anyhow (it's not a healthy venture)), then I have no choice but to tell you a story.

I knew a boy who spent nearly 10 years of his life seeking to be aknowledged by his "alleged" peers on the internet. Even after he had gained their attention, and even after they had "heard" him. . . He still had nothing to show for it but a bad prozac perscription and a length of rope.

His last words, my best friend:

"Life is an illusion, put in motion by those with the intention of using and abusing the world arround them to meet their own ends. Life is greedy, and selfish, where as the love i so desperately searched for, is selfless and unconditional. To my friend (Name Omitted), I say this; you were always stronger than I was, and you were in the same world of pain that I was. I pray that you find what we both so desperately need, but i've given up on it."


And guess what. . . I gave up long before he did. The internet is a cruel joke if you're seeking to be heard. Seek out your true life, fantasy will only leave you in tears because like all things in this world, except the world itself, fantasies are mortal. Dreams die, just like people.

Deal with it.

ALL IM SAYING IS THAT YOU SAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!


Tails ID:018537 2007/12/07 04:46:07
I DIDNT EVEN READ WHAT YOU SAID BECAUSE IT HURT MY EARS THERE WAS TOO MUCH WORDS JUST BE NICE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND WE CAN GET ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry bt you do talk too much cant you just shutup or lol sorry gain I cant say that word but please dont talk anymore..

And all i'm saying as you come off as being an ignoramus. No offense.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 04:48:38

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If it's the ammount of posts you're worried about. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 06:14:47
You should meet §uno Regin

And my friend is saying his bottom smells like cheese


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 06:16:48
I thought I'd enlighten you to my current plight of being surrounded by uncouth wastrels.

It's only funny when the Jaager kicks in.

Re: ALL IM SAYING IS THAT YOU SAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/07 06:22:51
It hurt your ears? What the fuck? How? >_>;

Re: ALL IM SAYING IS THAT YOU SAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 06:30:31
You know, it's also not 'nice' to NOT read what people say just because "it's too much words". I was initially being nice to you in the post you made about your imaginary friend "Tails", but you didn't read it because it was "too long". Now does that sound nice? No.

You're not the first to point out that technically you aren't speaking...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 05:49:59
but like all those before you the technicality does nothing to change the fact that we all understand what he means or invalidate his point. Granted, it wasn't a valid point to begin with.

It's not about the technicality.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 05:54:11
To really push someones buttons you have to make their idealistic strength into a weakness.


His idealistic strength was, that he had a valid point as well as being intelligent enough to make a valid point of my being too wordy (or posting too much). Either way, to play that down, one must be quite wordy (and spammy at times) while undermining his temporary sense of authority.

Practice makes perfect.

When you even bother playing that game with someone like him...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 07:01:04
you lower yourself to his level, and capitalizing on such a weak set up for making jokes at his expense doesn't win any style points. An acid tongue does more damage when it's held in reserve for particularly nasty comments rather than exercised with abandon. If you must make that particular joke, it generally works better when you keep agreeing not to say anything more and watching as they get increasingly flustered as you continue to post, telling them all the while you're complying with their request. It's better when they don't realize the joke's on them but everyone else does.

Well what do you suggest doing to kill time?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:39:52
I didn't see any other oppurtunities present themselves untill long after tails went offline crying (or something)

Besides. . . I have to sharpen my fangs on someone. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:42:45
Might as well be someone who comes to a gunfight with a knife.

. . .

More like he came to a battle of wits unarmed...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 09:29:42
or near enough, trying to match rapiers with his butterknife. Leave him, he's not a target worth practicing on.

Re: Well your kinda stupid since all you do is talk


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/07 06:21:12
Yeah, because god forbid anyone talks on a Bulletin Board System.

The deleted posts were a continuance of a pointless (but amusing) argument between Tails and I


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 05:44:39

Glad to see you took my advice to heart.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 15:33:23

Ahem. you presume too much. This was done before you made any related posts


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/08 00:31:53

And you mistake my meaning. I was talking about deleting posts...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/08 01:47:26
not about your decision to do so, but your knowledge of the fact that you could.

Noted and Amended.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/08 09:58:13

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†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 06:27:26
DCD wins!

When have you ever beaten me at anything?...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 07:01:50
I even win at irony.

Re: When have you ever beaten me at anything?...


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 07:14:14
Actually, since you insist that, it would mean that I can beat you at not beating you, which sorta counts. But there's still other things, such as coding, etc.

You can't even win at being a loser =P


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 07:19:51

Mmm. . . Coders taste like the yoke of an egg. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:38:05
Err... Too Hanibalistic?

. . . . But I do prefer the taste of Coder to that of Fast Food Workers. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:41:30
They really should try to get my orders right when I go out to eat. . . Lest they become the meal themselves.

The yoke of a boiled egg VS that orange crap at the Shoney's Buffet.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:46:42
At least the Egg Yoke doesn't leave the taste of foul meat on your pallet. And it's far more wholesome. . . and cheaper.

Either way, i'd rather have egg yolk on a spinach salad than Shoney's Leftover Meatloaf made caserole with tomato paste and macaroni.

They're even good pickled. . . Them Coders and Eggs. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:48:15

Anyone ever see that show "Dexter"?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 07:51:22
The opening always gives me a smile. a perfectly innocent and normal morning ritual made into some creepy mantage of blood and fleshcutting.
I love it thuroughly.

Re: Anyone ever see that show "Dexter"?


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 07:53:56
Dexter as in Dexter's Laboratory?

No. it's a show about a serial killer on like, showtime, or stars, or hbo or something.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/07 08:45:44

You should look into Johhny the Homicidal Maniac.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 09:27:40

Re: No. it's a show about a serial killer on like, showtime, or stars, or hbo or something.


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 11:26:10
Oh. No, I haven't. Probably the only show similar (although non-fictional) that I watch often is "Most Evil" on Court TV, where they talk about/interview/study/etc real serial killers and other types.

Actually. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/08 00:52:11
Dexter is a serial killer who works as a forensics Bloodspatter analyzer. When he was 2 years old, he and his older brother were locked in a cargo ship container with two murderers and their mother, who was killed much in the manner of a scene from Scarface in a bathtub with a chainsaw.

Later Dexter was adopted and became a "Dark Avenger" of sorts, killing off murderers and sickos in a rather psychotic manner, strapping them to tables, taking blood samples, and then cutting them up into pieces to put in garbage bags and sink into the bottom of the harbor.

Also, his brother was less inclined to be the good guy, and since dexter is in some way an Anti-Hero (Goodguy who doesn't follow the rules) he ended up killing his brother as well.

It's fiction, but it's a show less like Most Evil (which I have watched on many occasions) and more like Monk meets the Dark Side.

It's worth a watch if you can find it on the tube.

Re: Actually. . .


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/10 16:43:19
That sounds interesting. I guess that's one more show to try to watch on YouTube. The list is getting rather long, but oh well.

If you like Dexter. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 02:36:45
Look for The Brotherhood. An equally fun show about a badguy trying to be good.

Re: †Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ Vs. Gigazubyte


Kirby ID:013661 2007/12/10 14:01:43
It's not hard to know when you've known DCD from the old days.

Or if you've seen her picture.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/10 14:52:24
http://darkcelestialdragon.deviantart.com/

Actually not really. I could pass as either.


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/10 16:48:25
And how DARE you add a link! >:(

. . . Makes quite a cute Sally.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 01:45:43
Although your hair just isn't thin enough for a Sally.
Anyhow, male or female makes no difference. I'm not going to talk shit either way. . .I just prefer to know who -or what- i'm dealing with.

And a green umbreon. Hm...
I think my brother nabbed a dark evee in pearl and evolved it into an evee with green on it. Other than that i've never heard of it.

If i were interested in anything but things chao related, i'd ask for your ASL. . . "DCD" was it?

Besides, I don't know why you'd try to hide the fact that you're an attractive young thing. I hear that's quite "In" these days.

And yes I knew the costume right off. I am quite fond of those films.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 01:47:24

And i would post a link to a pic of mine


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 01:52:12
but my only online pic was posted by an ex on hotornot and by all that is wholesome she would never give me the link.

I guess she didn't want me to know i got a high score 9_9

What does Gigazubyte look like then?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 01:53:09

He looks like Bluto from Popeye...


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/11 03:03:08
I just recently made the connection because the other night while working on a project, I heard Bluto call Olive Oil "beanpole" which made me laugh because I remembered that.

Anyway, he has Syaoran's (from Card Captor Sakura/Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) eyebrows and hair also. Except for some "Super Saiyan" trick with his hair that he does occasionally.

I could have just gave a link to save time. I have to leave now for school. Well here, I had minipulated a photo of his a bit:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/DarkCelestialDragon/ogre.jpg

Re: He looks like Bluto from Popeye...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/13 06:26:49
That's an edited photo?

Well then...


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/11 02:54:05
Thank you. And my hair didn't come out as good that year (as opposed to the year before) because it was shorter and my sister didn't straighten it.

I actually just recolored the markings on that Umbreon to match my character's staff thingie...

900/N/Mars or something like that. Yeah, "DCD".

Well, I don't really think that. I mean, I don't really care about how people look including myself, because I can pretty much consider anyone attractive. I don't seem to find myself thinking anyone is ugly, everyone's just "there".

Well a girl after my own teeny little black heart


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 09:57:12
I was the same way. Now i think the world is ugly but inside. Outweard appearance never seemed to phase me. I'd give a list of people to vouch for that, but they all hate me anyhow.
(my exes were mostly either in braces, glasses, acne ridden, or 400 lbs)

And here people wondered why i bothered.

I -never- asked anyone out. they always came to me. That's how it always happened, and that's why I never dated anyone who wasn't a dog.

Besides that point, some of them were quite intelligent. I liked that.
Some witty, again a good one.
Some devious, not so good due to trust issues.

Their personalities made up for the fact that people picked on them in school for their looks.

I mean come on, if you have a beauty queen who can't spell her own name and is cruel to everyone she meets, with a selfish nature. . .
There's not really a point.

None of that matters now. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 09:59:15
Years of torment have made me quite an unbearable person unless ones virtue exceedingly outweighs the wrong one is capable of. Then I'm quite tollerant.

Again.. overeager to vent my emotionally stunted baggage


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 10:03:18
Appologies.

Mental--------------------------->


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 10:13:53
I don't care who knows but if you don't want to read that garbage, by all means SORRY

However that SORRY is accompanied with a stiff F-U mkay ty.
Can you feel that? i'm typing it as hard as i can. I bet tails can feel that. i bet tails' ears are throbbing from all the words i am typing.

Re: Again.. overeager to vent my emotionally stunted baggage


†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/11 11:22:23
I don't mind venting at all, really. Actually I find it similar to journaling, which journals of other people are the one thing that I'd automatically read on my own (although it also depends on the person) because I find those interesting. Although I normally don't have much to say in response to them (if able to respond) either, so yeah...

Anyway, I also only consider personalities due to not caring about looks. Actually, I used to say that the person's personality creates their look.

I can tolerate most people (except snobby (in any type of status- it doesn't have to even be about looks. Although it depends on their other traits as well... i.e. if they have the next trait I'm about to mention, then I would hardly be able to stand being around them), and exceedingly short-tempered), but only if I don't actually talk to those people. In other words, I tend to rather want to just watch people rather than talk to them. Many people are funny to watch, sorta like comic relief. I don't mean that to sound as if they're meant to entertain me or whatever, I just mean in the sense that those people I will encounter but will never actually get to know them, but will find having encountered them to be intriguing, etc.

I might come off as arrogant at times


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 23:31:31
But that's hardly the case. I simply dislike most human beings because instead of seeing the good qualities in them, I see the devestation they're capable of. Some find me funny, but that's generally reserved for my family members and such.
What better mask to wear than that of a clown, when you don't want them to think about your true feelings.

I was never afraid of the darkness, and when enough pain had been inflicted on me, I simply gave in to it. Which is why I laugh at horror movies, or at someone who gets hurt. Also why I have an odd facination with the dead.

Unhealthy Facination


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/11 23:45:57
I tend to think about things like the concept of death, chaos, evil and good. Universal truths and whatnot.

I rant at times but have been watching that lately and particularly so while using a BBS. I'd get way too much input were I to post a rant or two. Many would see it as an oppurtunity to belittle one and make themselves out to be more important than they really are.
In earnest, no one person is as important as they may think. In the cosmic scheme of things all people are no more than a microbial menace feeding on the lifeblood of a dieing plannet.

I'll stop myself before a rant ensues.

Yeah, but who cares about the cosmic scheme? Relativity, man.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 04:30:08

Well if ever given the chance to be privy to its inception


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 04:33:18
I would at least know a little of what i'd be dealing with.
Cosmic is widely used as a synonym for universal, however the word Cosmo when translated from it's greek derivitave means worldly, not celestialy.

Actually it means decoration or trappings...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 06:04:09
hence cosmetics. The "ordered whole" meaning came later, but originally it refered to make up.

Yeah well. . . well..


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 06:05:34
Can u draw anything other than flies

Yes, but not terribly well.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 06:07:03

Me either >:((


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 06:26:53

I'm a Deviant.. but Artist?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 06:31:13
Bah nah. My art stems to blank body outlines (muscular lines too) music and poetry. unfortunately i can't draw worth a crap, which is why my manga sux hardkore. not posting it. it's adult content.

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Although i have done one or two character pictures


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 06:36:55
for online Roleplay. However I only have one handy. Faltren Kaedrik. I can't seem to find Miku Haru Gin anywhere.

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†Ðark Celestial Ðragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/10 16:47:29
Man, I wish I would have went with androgyny back then.

Hey you're a coder too. Man. . . Careful now or i may go all hanibal.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 04:23:36

Hey I want a DCD Sally chao and a GZB Bluto chao.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 04:52:09
By the way, I'm not sure what noteworthy character I resemble. . . maybe simmilar to Robin Williams? a little. Without that crooked beak on his face.

The closest you get to a Giga Chao is an emerald Dark Chaos Chao.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 06:08:34

Does it have Rock Lee eyebrows?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 06:24:27

A true Giga Chao actually looks like this...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 08:20:49
http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n282/Gigazubyte/?action=view&current=The_wrath_of_Gigazubyte_by_Ryuura.jpg

I drew the picture, and it was colored by the lovely Empress/Ryuura/Black Lady

. . . Don't make me draw one too.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 08:53:43
I could blow your green DBZwannabe chao out of the water.

In fact i've been wanting to show what manner of chao i wanted Ion to look like.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/12 09:00:22

What is it with people and DBZ?...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/12 09:45:31
They haven't got a copyright on glowing or large explosions. Any six year old can imagine those kind of special effects, lord knows I had characters that could glow and fire laser beams and blow up planets years before I knew what a dragonball was. Giga is entirely consistent with the Sonic mythos, and more related to Perfect Chaos.

Ion has an aura comprised of wailing souls. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/13 09:00:28

I took 10 minutes to make a few drawings. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/13 09:02:23
However i'm not making a site simply to upload it. if you want it, add me on yahoo messenger. If you don't have messenger, find one who does and ask them to ask me.

sanguinary_vengeance
(my handle)

Wailing souls are pretty badass...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/13 10:09:43
but not terribly practical. I mean, seriously, what's a soul good for once it's detached from a body? Not a heck of a lot. And all that screaming has to get on one's nerves after a while.

Re: Wailing souls are pretty badass...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/13 10:26:32
That's what it's good for. Annoying people. I'm going to annoy you until you die. :D

You'll be annoying me for quite some time...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/13 12:30:32
as I've no intention of shuffling off the mortal coil in the near future.

Re: You'll be annoying me for quite some time...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/13 15:30:36
It'll be like a Fayde/Laena relationship, except actually satisfying. :D

For whom?


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/13 16:32:08

The Concept is of ultimate torment. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/14 10:18:56
So I would guess annoying is a part of it.

Ahem. . . The distraught and unrestful souls are drawn to an apex of light manifest to them as a mesiah, but in reality acting as a medium to said spirit realm, as well as a manner of Deep Sea Angler.

The drawn souls are collected and slowly consumed by the malevolent presence of Ion, fueling his own infernal energies.

Now then. . .
The visible souls wafting upward into the ether are the Waste Biproduct of the devouring process.

The last little bit of sentient will wailing because it is about to be burned as fuel.

They're wailing because they're aware.

ASnd I wish I had a lovely "Assistant" to colour my photo in a complimenting spectrum.

By the way, i've been busy.. hollidays and whatnot.

But it's not that important.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/14 10:59:09
AFTER ALL I AM NOT applying for a new website just to upload one single picture. . .
No MySpace
No Blog
No Angelfire or Geocities
none of that.


Anyhow it's not like anyone really wants to see my vision of Ion.
*snuffle**Snort**hic*

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