Write a new post CHAO BBS

I could clear out a bbs page by my itty bitty self yo.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 09:39:13

And if no one posts a new post on any of mine soon. . .


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:12:20
I'm going to go see some Muppet Porn.

Now i'm bored.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:13:45

But i'm changing my handle to Prof. NohmNohmz


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:30:06

Re: But i'm changing my handle to Prof. NohmNohmz


Prof. NohmNohmz ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:32:29
I won't remember why I changed my handle after work, but oh well.

With this ®™ Cause i'm cool too like dark celestial dragon


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:43:07

With a cool handle like this I should make a website


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:52:46
However the only content I have to offer is my origional music, and I really don't feel like buying a domain name. As far as web design goes. . .
<A HREF="http://www.PROFNOHMNOHMZ.com">I don't really know how to do it. . . </A>
<NOIMBED><IMBED SRC="http://www.PROFNOHMNOHMZ.com/sounds32/FLOOFY.WAV"> <NOIMBED>
(I dunno what that does but it looks like i do. . .

Re: With this ®™ Cause i'm cool too like dark celestial dragon


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/05 15:44:20
I completely forgot that I had that trademark symbol in my name. I had put it there in the first place because about a year ago, a friend of mine was trying to copyright my name, and we had a big name-stealing war, which I won. It's actually somewhere on page 238 of the Beginners BBS.

EDIT: I just realized how long our reply chains were... Well anyway, it started when someone asked "anybody got any character chaos?" etc.

†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 21:09:50
I declare †Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ as being a genuine subject of intrigue. As such I wonder several key things. . .

Are they a boy dragon or girl dragon?
What do dragons eat this day and age?
are both their parrents dragons?
What is the deal with stealing young maidens and tempting knights to their doom with them?

And more importantly, what sorts of Chao do dragons like to have?

Well...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 02:05:19
Girl
Entirely too much junkfood
No
Knuckles Chao

And you called †Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ an obese dragon (^ . ^)


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:26:04

Don't lie. You said she eats "entirely too much junkfood"


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:27:22
*amused chortle*

Don't worry, i'm Professor NohmNohmz. I make it all taste better!


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:28:46

Even a knuckle sandwich if one happens to come my way


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:29:50

I love to stir the Po Chom and watch it bubble over


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:33:08
Google Po Chom if you don't know it. As i said, i've got stock in google.

I suppose I can go on a diet or something...


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 05:12:34
And I just realized, my character isn't even /doesn't have a dragon (the type that my name supposedly describes) anymore. Actually I'm not sure, I pretty much dropped the idea for now, unless I find a reason why it should have one. But I'm so used to this name that I don't want to start another one to be known for.

Character? Do we get characters?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:12:50
*ghasp* do you ARPEE?
I once arpeed!
For eight years!
And I was godlike after having developed a character over the span of six. . .
But immortal characters blow, so he died eventually.

No. Well...


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 05:25:14
If you make one on your own, sure. I came up with mine years ago. It doesn't really do anything, though. It's a side character. I actually barely started questioning my character's backstory about over two weeks ago, because I needed to make random text for a book inside one of my drawings for an art class, and I wanted the text to actually consist of real sentences (even though I made it microscopic), so I brainstormed in there.

Hmm. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:34:33
well I Roleplayed(RPd) a halfbreed abyssal elf/bacterial imp, who later turned out to be the harbinger of chaos and darkness through means of a plasmic energy infused body later manipulated through an avatar situation by the characters will (which was sealed away some time earlier into an amethyst). His will would later be able to transmit itself into inanimate objects. . . Like corpses. . . I once made a Corpulent Golem from a dead pregnant womans mamaries. Anyhow, he was later deemed a Demon, but far from the true nature of a demon. A demon (in my opinion) is an ancient and wise spirit which could either be benevolent or malevolent. He was neither ancient, nor wise, but in the game he was indeed a hate from old times. In fact his favorite passtime in a realm of vampires and other such fantastical creatures, was genocide of anything that was not of the wrathfire (the plasmicly infused body (plasma as in Star Energy)).

This was all text based, and yes. . . I still got it.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:36:45

Re: This was all text based, and yes. . . I still got it.


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 08:24:41
Yeah, when I read that, I noticed "in the game" and wondered if you meant in an actual game or "game" as in the roleplay. Well, I guess I can explain a bit about my character, although it doesn't take much for me to roleplay it. But basically it's an alien that looks sorta like a cat/anthro thing, and has somewhat metallic-looking fur/whatever. It's androgynous and no one knows (or cares to guess, possibly) its gender. And the other stuff which I had written in the book I drew I think I shouldn't even bother to type out because it's sorta dumb, but I don't even have it with me anyway.

Some of us do...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 14:00:44
Mine, naturally, are Sonic based.

She does, but somehow she's still skinny as a rail.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 13:23:58

Re: Well...


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 04:59:05
1. I'm not a girl.
2. (nothing to correct)
3. (same)
4. The deal with stealing young maidens and tempting knights to their doom with them is "Knuckles Chao"? :)
(I knew what question you were answering, I'm just picking on you is all)

What a relief!! I wouldn't know what to do if we h ...(truncated)


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:10:27
(DETruncated)...ad knights being stolen and mollested while young maidens were being sent to their doom. That defeats the whole sexist ideal of chivalry and its ilk.

Yes you are.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 13:25:01

A GIRL dragon??? Hrm. . . I'd suppose "those" steal young knights


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:09:33
Like Saphira!!! Whom I love quite well.

I wouldn't make a good dragon knight. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:11:22
because if the dragon were a girl like saphira, i'd probably mollest her.

†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ is not a girl dragon Gigazubyte so u better appologize


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:56:03

But if there are girl dragons reading this. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 05:58:45
DON'T ABDUCT ME. I'm not knightly, nor would I hesitate to rub the insides of your hind limbs were I so inclined. . .

I shan't, because she's a liar.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 13:26:01

Re: †Ğark Celestial Ğragon™


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 06:25:36
1) A man.
2) Everyone whose name/nickname is Scott.
3) DCD has no parents. One day he just decided he wanted to exist, so he did.
4) Hey, if I were a captured maiden living in an isolated mountain with a dragon, I'd think that would be pretty damn good entertainment.

Re: †Ğark Celestial Ğragon™


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 08:19:52
There you go. A more accurate answer.

And MySpace is one of many tools of the devil


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 21:15:13

Re: And MySpace is one of many tools of the devil


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 05:02:45
Yes. He's received so many minions/saps/whatever because of that site.


...and I'm one of them :(

Re: With this ®™ Cause i'm cool too like dark celestial dragon


Dark Assassin™ ID:016075 2007/12/16 04:54:19
YOU LIE! I always win!

Re: I could clear out a bbs page by my itty bitty self yo.


Kirby ID:013661 2007/12/05 10:51:56
What the heck/hell/devil/deuce/fuck?

You have responded to aknowledge my swarthiness then?


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:53:45

Google It. You'll be raising my stock if you do. >_o


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 11:00:59

You could. It would most like adversely affect your popularity though.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 14:55:42

I don't care who lurves me and h8s me just as long as. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 21:27:40
The jaager never wears off.

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