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If you're catholic, you're not going to heaven.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:21:14
FACT
The Apostle Peter was not the Fther Peter who founded the catholic church and catholic faith (which takes some parts of the bible and ignores others).
Also, The use of the title Father seems blasphemous to me, due to there being but one father (in the christian faith. . . Which I am NOT a part of. . . ). Aside the blaspheming, The Peter who founded the catholic church was believed strongly to be a man known as Simon the Sorcerer, who mysteriously vanished at the same time as the beginnings of Catholicism. In those days, a Sorcerer was a term for someone more likely classified as an herbologist, witch doctor, or shaman. In other words, Simon was a drug dealer. Besides the Sabath is on the "day of rest" which is the last day of the week. Sunday is the first day. So everyone's screwed. Also, thinking back. . . The Antichrist would not so much be the opposite of the christ, but rather an alternative. If that's the case, and given the knowledge that the antichrist is going to be in a seat of power? "At the head of all tables". Who's got more power (as one man) than the pope? And satanism isn't the ritual sacrifice and mass orgies that we all see on tv. True Satanism is the worship of ones self above all else. What was lucifers sin?

Vanity.
Lucifer was proud. Proud and ambitious, to take on the throne.
True satanic behavior is less violent and depraved than we all believe.
Forget the orgies, and sacrifices of blood. Satan is a narsicist.
On top of all that, the recent plague of pedophilia in the church has been at the soul perpetration of whom? ?
Catholics.
If you're catholic, i suggest rethinking your religion to either Judeaism or seventh day adventist.
[AMENDMENT] The Overall timeline of the catholic church suggests a history of mollestation. It was only recently brought to light.
Think of rome, and how the holy roman priests did love their pretty altar boys.

Ahem. .
[End Amendment]
Oh since these must all be about Chao. . .
My chao Ion will be Catholic. I decree it so.


AMEN

P.S. God Hates You.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:24:13

And when i'm not analyzing your beloved livelyhoods. . .


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:25:50
I'm busy being a nihalistic jerk.

I have to put a chao question in here. . .


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:27:39
Name every one of the animals please?
including rare ones

By the way, my "THAT"ness knows no bounds


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:33:07

And i'm loaded with Taurine


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:49:29

BY THE WAY: Ions Recipe


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 09:33:55
Toothy Grin chao
fed it green and red drives till it evolved
fed it more red drives untill the color was similar to Shadow

Gave it a ram and a unicorn
fed it on chao fruits
Stats at 21 21 46 50 21 26 before he absorbed the life force of them animals

After work (yes i work night shift at a club) I fully intend to beef him up untill at -least- 80s and 90s.
Then I'll nap for an hour or two and fill you in on the progress. I predict I'll have him maxed out in 3 days (because again, I don't sleep).

Well, stats as high as i can get without GBA


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 09:49:57
He'll rule you.

Re: Well, stasts as high as i can get without GBA


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 09:38:20
I just wish i could feed him purple drives and not have him change too much. I... like violet devils. They move me in places i dare not mention.

You have to reincarnate him to even come close...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 15:00:31
On a straight S chao that amounts to a bonus of at least 250 points.

Re: You have to reincarnate him to even come close...


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 21:18:06
Well I'm working on it right now. I do love those chordless controllers. And It takes a lot less than 15 hours to level to 99.

But the Chao's lifespan is 15 hours.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 02:03:43

In a weeks time I will have cleared 15 hours of play. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 04:14:44
Whereas his stats are already ranging from 50 to 80 and i'm hardly 3 hours past his first evolution (guessing aproxamately 4-6 hours into his life (note i've had chao evolve before 3 hours))

Oh, those are always fun. I never understood though...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 14:58:39
Why nihilists stick around to bug everybody else. If things are so pointless, why don't they just shoot themselves and end it? Seems like they don't entirely believe their own principals.

I'm only nihalistic when it suits me. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 20:59:15
I guess that makes me a trendy nihalist or something, but sometimes I really don't care what you think :)

Re: Oh, those are always fun. I never understood though...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 06:29:41
Because pissing people off is fun.

Well obviously, but then they're not really nihilists and I can't take them seriously...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 13:28:01
oh wait, I never did.

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