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I hate waiting


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/03 04:58:34
Having such a short attention span allows me little room to wait patiently. This said, the post you're reading is my way of killing time. Chao make babies by means of eskimo kiss. Which raises many questions. IF a chao makes an egg, how is there an exchange of reproductive cells? Saliva? Sweat? Nose mucus? And on top of that, the unnaturally quick spawning of eggs, no pregnancy period. I had a set of chaos who did nothing but sleep and i bred them over 15 times with heart fruits. I woke them up and they got cranky all the time. They slept after the fact like most other critters and people. So why do they skip the whole thing. and what about the slime on the egg after it's put out, like from birds or reptiles. Where's that at. I mean come on. . . Messy is good, honestly. But this is like completely Imaculate. I've bred the chaos so many times, I noticed sometimes they get them from the side at first, sometimes from behind. Always end up face to face. And what about those animals tyhat dissappear. Do they eat those baby unicorns and dragons? is that their protien? And what purpose do dark fruits and hero fruits have besides having an alignment. What the crap is that. . . An Evil mellon and a heroic mellon?? I'll continue this later. . . Have to shovel snow.

Clearly the reproduce via magic...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/03 08:27:59
Or through a little thing I call "game mechanics that are best not considered too thoroughly". I mean, the egg is lager than the parents. As for the little animals, that one I can answer. They absorb the life force of those critters, which then subsequently.

Re: Clearly the reproduce via magic...


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/03 08:50:15
Much like a Devourer demon who absorbs the life force, or the animal itself? We talking a psionic vampire or a devourer demon (similar to Jeepers Creepers). . . ?
(Yes i have some odd extent of knowledge regarding stuff like that). Either way that's an awefully malign thing for such a cute little (magical breeding) thing.

They hug the animal, there are some sparkles...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/03 09:53:37
their stats go up, and the animal disappears, as do most dead things in video games. I don't think it's psionic, as there has to be physical contact for the transfer to occur.

Re: I hate waiting


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/03 09:11:03
That's sort of disappointing that there's no dirty underlying inuendo in the breeding process. I mean seriously dissapointing.

You can always assume...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/03 09:59:18
that it's a much longer process that's simply censored and cut to only show the beginning and end, if you really so desire.

Re: You can always assume...


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/03 22:41:42
Or you could assume they have Special noses that allow them to make babies with eskimo kisses. Hence the ID.

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