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My Chao Seazar is really great at swimming


Hero Chao ID:018807 2007/11/17 23:28:13
I have a Hero Chao named Seazar that has a lvl 22 swimming ability that can withstand hits in Chao Karate and swims good in the pool. His attribute is Swimming (Which is Defense in Chao Karate) and I am now trying to make him have a good running ability then I will work on his Power.

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/19 02:19:01
I hate to break it to you, but level 22 does not constitute as being "great at swimming". So your chao doesn't drown when you throw him in the pool to stop him from following you (at least, that's what I do). Big deal.

W00tz0rz for 9999 swimming ability. 8D

You could just stand in the pool yourself...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/11/19 08:40:54

Re: You could just stand in the pool yourself...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/19 12:14:28
Good idea. *pushes Scott into the pool on his horny bastard*

Enjoy the spikes, asshole.

Jesus, what was that for?!


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/11/19 13:50:56

Re: Jesus, what was that for?!


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/11/19 14:27:36
Jesus needs no explanation.

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/20 08:35:19
That was the most awesome quote ever. <3

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Firestorm ID:014893 2007/11/22 14:20:01
Said quote goes good with this one.. "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9 NAB ~ The "Holy" Bible

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/24 00:51:42
He who beats his children shalt be rewarded in heaven. :D

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Firestorm ID:014893 2007/11/24 12:55:20
So shalt thee who kills those who worship another god.. Hitler, I look forward to meeting you..

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:41:30
You're all throwed off. . . But in varying manner. . .

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:42:43
But that's ok. . . Can't judge a person by how throwed they are.

Don't Blaspheme The name of Gods Son


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 06:11:43
What would that be like, to be the son of god.
Technically we're all gods children, but man. I'd soooo be curing those pretty gypsies of their diseases and then partake of my payment. . .

Of course I'm sure there are a lot of pretty diseased people who'd be VRY greatful for my assistance. . .
VRY VRY greatful. . .

And imagine how much booty you could get if you walked on water. . . For real though. . .

Jesus could have been the Mackdaddiest pimp ever.


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 06:12:46

I just staterd with my chao Tails. I pet him with Tails and give him food with Tails.


Tails ID:018537 2007/11/25 05:25:16
I want him to be just like Tails so I give him lots of fox animals. Some of his body is like a Tails and hes very white. He can already walk and hes 0 years old!@! :0

Re: I just staterd with my chao Tails. I pet him with Tails and give him food with Tails.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/25 06:10:48
Get a real Tails chao, lol.
http://www.thechaogarden.com/amyandtailspic.gif

I have one and he rocks. <3

HOW DID YOU GET THAT TAILS CAHO IN EED THAT GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!


Tails ID:018537 2007/11/26 07:37:04

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†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/11/26 10:14:03
*hits desk with a ruler* No! You already have Tails as an imaginary friend... you can only have one form of Tails! D<

We could give him the Tails Doll...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/11/26 10:55:44

Re: We could give him the Tails Doll...


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/26 11:00:44
Tails Doll is mine. >.>

Tails Doll would eat his soul...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/11/26 14:08:46

Re: Tails Doll would eat his soul...


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/11/26 14:41:38
And then she can retrieve the tails doll and the corpse too, if she wanted it.

If she doesn't want the corpse... canIhaveit???


Prof. NohmNohmz ID:017807 2007/12/05 10:35:18

Re: If she doesn't want the corpse... canIhaveit???


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 05:16:40
Sure. I'd only keep a corpse if I actually cared for the person, because I would put them in a cooler or freezer or something.

Oh no. . . not I. . . A dead body is a dead body. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 06:02:49
I'd dress it up, tie my arm to it's head, get a friend, tie its legs toi mine and the friends, arms together too, and walk down town with it. Afterwards i'd head to the mall for some oust and pinetree car freshners. Later on I'd put mirrors in the corpses eyes, bite his mother arround the "nono" spots, granted she'd have to be living, and then write to hanibal lector about my exploits.

Then i might consider freezing it. . .


®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/06 06:03:53
Or tossing it under my bed with all the other toys i've lost interest in. . .

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†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 08:28:24
Putting mirrors in its eyes sounds rather awesome.

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/11/26 11:00:01
Shut up! How dare you speak to a princess that way!? D<

You're Throwed Off. I mean way throwed off.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 03:22:39
But I like that.

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/04 03:41:03
Throwed off?

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 07:26:59
Eh.. Recently made a trip to the deep south. Throwed off means a few things, but most commonly mental. The implication I had intended however, was grumpy.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:09:26
Perhaps grumpy isn't the best word. I cant think of it right now, my lexicon is inebriated with me. Malignant. . . Cynical. . . Frumpy. . . AHAH
Surly. I'm surly. That's the best descriptive word. Throwed off generalizes as "thrown off the normal course" or "off your rocker". Normality doesn't institute a surly demeanor (normality on a general scale, as most peoples sense of normalcey differs from one another)



IN SHORT


The context and implication I made for "Throwed Off" was that of your surly comments and rough sense of humor, which is quite compatible with my own analytical, Cynical, Morbid, and depraved personality.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:26:59
That doesn't exactly mean I like you. . . I don't like anyone really. . . But I tollerate some. I'd probably tollerate you, but it's too early in this endeavor to tell wether or not I'd grow annoyed. (Not that I'm arrogant, or better than you. That's hardly the case. . .) I just don't like people as a general rule. Less complicated that way.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:49:16
This Gigazubyte however. . . seems tollerable. (Take that as a compliment)(or don't. . . I really don't care)
Thus far they haven't exhibited a single desceptive mannerism. Also have been helpful.

I generally am to those who ask legitimate questions...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/04 09:20:39
and for simplicity of pronouns, I'm a he.

Simplification Noted


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 09:27:13

And on that note, It's time for me to go to the club.


EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 09:29:22

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/05 07:50:30
It's true. If he were a girl, I might actually consider dating him. :D

Again you mean. You already made the mistake of doing it once.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 14:51:40

Re: Again you mean. You already made the mistake of doing it once.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 06:26:23
Oh sorry, I forgot.

Re: You're Throwed Off. I mean way throwed off.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/05 07:50:00
You'll be annoyed with me alright if you don't like dark humor and satirical comments. :D

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:14:04
Oh but I do. Even at my own expense when the mood is proper.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:15:35
And who said anything about dating? I like things simplified. Not that It's not an intriguing concept, but male or female makes no difference, all genders are less than to my liking.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:16:47
Although to add to this string of amendments. . . That's not to say i'm not attracted to either-or. That's just to say that regardless of any attraction, I must abstain for reasons of sanity.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:44:06
Not that you have anything to do with me. That's just a subject I try to avoid because of my overzealousness with my personal data relay.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 08:45:09
Unfortunate i cant delete the last 4 or 5 posts.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/05 09:48:05
I'm throwed too, but only when I'm hyped on energy drinks

Sure you can. Go to edit post. Delete is at the bottom.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 14:53:00

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/05 10:59:39
What, that? It was intended to be a joke to show him just how much he sucks. n_n

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®Prof. NohmNohmz™ ID:017807 2007/12/05 11:04:31
Instead displaying my inadequecies?

When in doubt, a joke from her is at MY expense.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/05 14:53:53

Re: When in doubt, a joke from her is at MY expense.


Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 06:28:57
Believe it. <3

Okay, that one was Naruto.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 13:30:40

Re: Okay, that one was Naruto.


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/06 14:03:07
Wait, so you ARE a Naruto fan (or watcher)? Or do you just happen to know that because you've heard/read other people say that out of reference to it (like I have... I also read that the phrase is not longer used in the English dub)?

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 14:18:24
What? I've never watched a single episode of Naruto before. >>

Sure...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/06 14:21:17

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Black Lady ID:015115 2007/12/06 14:37:03
Believe it! <3

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†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 03:52:45
I'm gonna keep asking if you watch it since you don't seem to want to answer...




Do you watch Naruto?! :X

No. I don't. I have, however, seen parodies.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/07 09:45:44

FINALLY...


†Ğark Celestial Ğragon™ ID:011103 2007/12/07 18:08:16
Uhh, okay then. I just would have found it odd if you did... for no real reason really, though. Just would have.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 03:19:49
My Epon is level 72 Swiming (other stats ranging from 10 to 18) and I'm still not satisfied with the buggar. I want him to hop in the water and a split second later hop out on the other side yea. As for fighting, i leave that to my power chao who's at 80 power now. (Chaos drives man. . . Chaos drives. Collect one colour and feed it nothing but that color. you should have a newborn at level 60 before it decides to evolve).

99 all the way. 3100+ in every stat, completes the beginner levels in about six seconds...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2007/12/04 07:45:29
And can beat Super in Karate in about six seconds per match on a good day. On a bad one the Devil chao starts dodging and they don't hit each other at all for fifteen or twenty seconds.

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EskimoKissesMakesBabies ID:017807 2007/12/04 08:46:26
Did i mention i've been playing the game for a little over a week? (not straight mind you. . .) I do work. . . But i don't sleep much. When i do though, I dream of demons, corpulent masses of worm ridden quasi-dead beasts, and my own role as the most deadly of them. merher...

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