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my estute collegues


forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 10:45:52
while we're on the subject , why don't we all share meaningless knowledge with eachother?

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:48:06
If there was no air resistance, one rain drop would gain enough momentum to kill us.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:49:45
If you throw a curveball on mars, it will spin the opposite direction than on earth.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:51:09
Insects breathe through their abdomens, not their heads.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:51:23
Only female wasps sting.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:53:51
Spiders don't get caught in their own web because, as it turns out, only certain strands of the web are sticky, and only they know which ones are which.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:55:58
In the rain forest, there is a centipede that eats rats (not joking! That thing is fucking enormous!).

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 10:56:44
you are a damn penticle of random biology facts....

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:59:43
Albino animals form from missing a certain pigment that is placed in the skin during incubation. However, there is also a reverse effect, not commonly known, that actually causes an animal to have too much pigment thus turning the animal solid black.

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:00:28
(The most common animal to be born this way is the squirrel, in particular ones in northern us and canada.)

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:02:08
you scare me

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:02:42
The process of recycling materials actually creates more waste than making new ones.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:04:13
damn hippies, they have been feeding us lies all along

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:05:08
*Though it creates more waste, it still conserves materials.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:07:29
everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:13:51
that's common knowledge. (And damn! I've killed so many kittens...)

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:16:52
breaking news, kittens are now extinct

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:17:55
haha

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:04:35
The biggest animal in the world, the blue whale, coincidentally eats the smallest animal, microorganisms aside- phytoplankton.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:06:18
yay krill!!!

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:06:54
HIV AIDs attacks the body the same way the black plague did in Europe all those years ago- and, surprisingly, those who are descended from the survivors of the plague may very well carry a gene that makes them IMMUNE TO THE HIV VIRUS!

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:09:00
well if people would just keep it in their pants in the first place...

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:11:20
Paper, along with Fireworks, were invented by the Chinese. When the Europeans discovered fireworks from them, they decided to put it to better use and create the ultimate killer- gun powder.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:12:37
so, basically we should blame the japanese for modern warfare?

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:18:54
Chinese. But no, they made fireworks. It was the fucking Europeans who said, "Hey, I bet if I hit someone in the face with that it'll hurt like shit!"

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:22:46
actually, they said that if i wedge some of this stuff between a 1 inch think metal ball and set it on fire, it'll kill something

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DarkFinisher ID:018058 2006/08/05 11:14:59
S-H-U-T-U-P!

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:17:38
Why?

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DarkFinisher ID:018058 2006/08/05 11:20:12
'Cause my brains melting

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:27:31
they don't make lotion for that

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:19:34
why dark finisher, you seem to have your panties in a vertical loop

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 11:21:03
Standing in an elevator that is falling at intense speeds will generate the same effect as standing in a still elevator in space- and standing in an elevator moving up in space will generate the same effect as standing in a still elevator on earth.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:25:05
that is why i take the stairs

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DarkFinisher ID:018058 2006/08/05 11:27:05
Nah it's just constipation.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 11:25:43
how do you misspell constipation?

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DarkFinisher ID:018058 2006/08/05 11:27:40
I didn't.

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DarkFinisher ID:018058 2006/08/05 10:48:23
A fun way to cause a fire is to put gas all around an anthole and drop a lit match inside. Firecrackers work to.

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 10:51:53
always look both ways before blindly running into mid-afternoon traffic

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 10:53:29
the bee mating ritual consists of the drone bee mounting the queen be and having his genitals violently ripped from his body, thus causing near instant death

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**Noculas** ID:014026 2006/08/05 10:54:45
Tough love, huh?

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forbiddenmagnet ID:018314 2006/08/05 10:55:32
if tough you mean deadly, then yeah

Why don't you learn to spell astute?


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2006/08/07 11:40:07

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