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The top 10 ways to beat up a Chao.


Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:42:32
Post here.

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Victor ID:017949 2006/03/30 11:43:16
My personal favorite would be dropkicking you off a cliff.

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/30 11:48:19
How violent!

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:48:40
NUMA NUMA IEI!

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Jon166 ID:017050 2006/03/30 11:43:56
I don't hurt chao.

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:44:43
i do because then they become fighters (well i only do it to dark chao and now they really like to fight)

The top 10 ways to beat up a n00b


Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 11:49:04
10) Shoot them.
9) Hit them over the head with a picture frame.
8) Pelt them with anime DVDs.
7) Electrocute them with a toaster.
6) Set them on fire with a microwave.
5) Stab them in the throat with a dagger.
4) Smash their ribs with a longsword.
3) Punch them and kick them until they fall, then snap their necks.
2) Whack them over the head with their own computer.
1) Bomb them.

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:50:21
COME ON! ITS NOT LIKE YOU GUYS DONT ACT STUPID!

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 11:51:43
Act stupid? Maybe. Are stupid? Only you and your n00b band.

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/30 11:52:34
How rude!

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/31 06:54:04
Lady, you scare me.

"WTF I don't like this guy I met on the Internet! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL"

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Reptilian Lady ID:015115 2006/03/31 23:46:14
How very observant of you.

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Dark Celestial Dragon ID:011103 2006/04/01 15:17:49
Heh XD!! I haven't been reading most of the posts lately, but who/what is the source of that quote? Or did you make it up?

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Kirby ID:013661 2006/03/30 11:53:56
1. Replace the chao with (ID:015018)/super shadow ?
2. Boil him alive
3. Beat him to death with a barb wire stick
4. Decapitation
5. Impalement with spear or any other such sharp object
6. Throw him off the cliff
7. Genital crushings
8. Teletubbies viewing marathon
(keep the list going if you wish)

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:54:39
lol

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/30 11:54:47
How rude!

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 11:55:36
poor chaoy!

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Kirby ID:013661 2006/03/30 11:56:35
You probably missed the first one then....

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 11:57:32
That was the best one.

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 11:57:04
*rolls on floor laughing* I forgot #7...

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/30 11:57:54
How rude!

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 11:58:59
Such an original response.

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Scarface ID:017768 2006/03/30 12:00:49
How rude!

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Jon166 ID:017050 2006/03/30 12:00:02
He's Super Shadow ?? Sorry about all the Barney torture! Didn't memorize your ID...

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Sanji ID:015018 2006/03/30 12:01:08
its ok lol

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 12:02:48
That's not much of a reason to apologize.

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Jon166 ID:017050 2006/03/30 12:03:39
I wasn't torturing Barney. I was torturing him with Barney.

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Reptilian lady ID:015115 2006/03/30 12:04:31
He's worse than Barney if you can believe that... or maybe not, but he's certainly close.

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Jon166 ID:017050 2006/04/04 11:30:41
SS? speaks in jibberish.
Barney speaks in song.
SS? says things that make no sense.
Barney says you're special.
SS? is a questioned shiny hedgehog.
Barney is a purple dinasaur with a green stomach.

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Dark Celestial Dragon ID:011103 2006/04/04 14:14:00
You missed some:

SS? comes out on the BBS.
Barney comes out on TV!
SS? teaches you... uh, stuff? (Actually I did learn from him about the Secretary Theme...)
Barney teaches you the basics of education and about sharing.



"SS? is a questioned shiny hedgehog."
LMAO!

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Tourniquet ID:015115 2006/04/05 06:18:58
XDDD!

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Tourniquet ID:015115 2006/04/05 06:19:25
XD! Very accurate recap.

I shall...


Mystery Container ID:016455 2006/03/30 12:00:54
(This list will be numbered using X for no apparent reason. I'm random like that.)
X. Make it eat fire
X. Shock it to death
X. Grind its face and body on cement.

That's all I have...

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