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Ok, this guy hadn't had anything to eat in 3 days. He went to Mrs. Jones, house and said, I'll do anything for something to eat. She told him to mow the lawn, and she'd give him a piece of cornbread. So he mowed the lawn, and she gave him a piece of cornbread. He went to the graveyard to eat it. As he was eating, he heard a voice that said, I didn't diiiiiiiie right, I didn't diiiiiie right. He looked up and he continued eating. Then he heard the voice again. He dropped the cornbread and took off running. There was another guy who hadn't eaten in 5 days. He went to Mrs. Jones house, and said he'd do anything to have something to eat. So she told him to pick up the grass off the lawn. So he did it and she gave him some chicken. He took the chicken to the graveyard. He heard that same voice, I didn't diiiiiiie right, I didn't diiiiie right. He looked up and continued eating. He then heard the voice again, and took off running leaving the chicken behind. There was another guy who didn't eat for 7 days. He went to Mrs. Jones house and said he'd do anything for something to eat. She told him to clean out her garage for some beans. So he did it and she gave him some beans. He took the beans to the graveyard and he too heard that same voice, I didn't diiiiiie right, I didn't diiiiiiie right. He looked up and continued eating. He heard the voice again and he said, your ass is gonna die right if you thinking about taking my beans.
Don't ask why they kept going to the graveyard, because IDK.
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