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Tired of annoying liberal pacifists?


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 07:58:05
You might have to give this a try...

When you come upon one of these people, or one of
their rallies, here is something you might want to try out:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

Lesson over, class dismissed.

hey koc


Akanin Skystroller ID:014026 2005/12/30 08:03:00

Oh, hey there.


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 08:03:13

how you doing?


Akanin Skystroller ID:014026 2005/12/30 08:04:14
i see you are still preaching jesus's teachings.

No, that's a little something I conjured. How do you like it?


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 08:06:42
If you check google or another search engine, its funny, but we are at the top of the listings of "Liberal pacifist and conservative rants" WE are getting a ton of hits a day. I just thought that was funny...

oh i think that its great.


Akanin Skystroller ID:014026 2005/12/30 08:09:09
im so glad that you are a good person and are telling people about how god hates pacifists. its such a good deed. thank you.

Wasn't Jesus a pacifist?


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 08:09:55

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Akanin Skystroller ID:014026 2005/12/30 08:11:43
oh no he hated them.

Really? Well now I know. Good day.


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 08:12:32

Re: Tired of annoying liberal pacifists?


Dark Finisher ID:017858 2005/12/30 08:08:47
What does that have to do with chao?!?








P.S. My liberal pacifist chao hates you.

I can imagine. Quire frankly, it doesn't. Bite me.


Solidus ID:017871 2005/12/30 08:09:23

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