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Boredom


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:03:38
Well. . . I want an Omochao. And I'm getting bored with the Chao things. It's sad that once you've played something else for a while, you realise that Chao Farming is really not as fun as crashing into police and bikers with a trailer full of BBQ flavored hemroid cream while racing a 90 year old woman in a tanker truck. (Bad Mutha Truckers)
Isn't there anything about farming the chao that can even remotely contend with duel masters on the GBA/Gamecube hookuper with the cards and junk? Or even as good as 007 nightfire? Really I'm getting bored. I -need- new stuff! This is so wrong. Where is the redeeming value of raising Chao? Man -o- man tell me if there is some super chao thing that I am unaware of as of yet! I have bad chao and good chao, i have naive and big eater chao, I also have sharptoothy smile and frown chao. I have a 3 year old hero who is at level 45 on everything, I have a girl chao who's a real -swinger- obviously, cause she's always making with the flowers and the eggs, no matter what chao is kissing on her. I have fire breathing horned things and frilly eyebrow things that look like parrot wings, golden wings, things with no feet, from pumpkins and skulls, to bags and stumps, and I'm waiting on a sonic 2 game for GBA. They're only cute now when they go -BEEAAAAAHHHH- and -LA LA LA LA-.
Someone help me please!

dude....


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:05:36
i stopped reading when i got to the part about duel masters

duel masters sucks!

Re: dude....


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:09:14
You only say that because you lack the strategic foresight to make a deck of 40 cards from a collection of 300 cards that is formidable enough in both offense and defense that it can withstand a duelist of any civilization (fire water nature light dark).
Which if anyone is interested, is a water deck full of nothing but water cards, including crystal lancers, aqua snipers, and angler clusters. Ofcourse a few king corals and bynor evolutions would help too, seeing as it makes all your attackers unblockable. AHERM.....

actually....


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:13:20
i play magic the gathering, a game that is far more complicated and immensly better to this new bull crap like yu-gi-oh and duel masters. i understand pokemon, trying to appeal to little kids, but magic the gathering came out 12 years ago and rocks the crap out of these new shitty card games.

Re: actually....


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:15:04
I just can't get my hands on enough decent shadow cards to make a shadow deck, thusly i chose a lesser form of entertainment. It's not so bad really, at least they're not -all- the same power or all the same effects.

Re: actually....


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:17:54
I did come across a guy on e-Bay who had a rather large collection for sale, but the price was outrageous. I mean, he wanted 2 dollars a card. that's sick.

i know.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:20:56
also i hate all the n00bs in the game who win all the time simply because they buy all the new cards and win simply because of their cards, not their skill. i mean, lets face it, the new decks are near unbeatable when not facing another new deck.


i dont have a card newer than darksteel.

Re: i know.


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:24:02
Hey I'd be a n00b if I bought some cards. Skrew that though, I learned on a much simpler deck than the new ones. Now there's all this reversal crap and Omni-upgrade crap. Just stick to attack/block/cast Thanks.

shadow cards aren't all they're cracked up to be.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:18:27
remember, they may be practically unblockable, but they can't block anything ACCEPT shadow cards. my best deck is white/blue : cleric/wizard.

Re: shadow cards aren't all they're cracked up to be.


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:19:33
but you don't -need- to block with enough low attackers to take up the blockers turns. low cost attackers are plentiful in a shadow deck.

thats true.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:27:36
and if you get some healing spells then you're in the money.

Re: Boredom


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:05:51
By the way, I'm firing my secretary of dictation cause she can't type. And she can't blow either. she just sucks.

okay then.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:09:02
were you thinking blow as in a set up for the part about her sucking, or were you refering to her not being able to give a decent blow job?

Re: okay then.


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:10:46
Take it as you will, my madness has rhyme and reason. . . I just can't find it today.

haha


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/18 07:11:45
i sometimes feel that way. besides, why would you hire a secretary that cant give a decent blow job? its just not ethical.

Re: haha


Disgruntled ID:017807 2005/12/18 07:12:14
Indeed.

Well, there is competetive breeding...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/18 14:53:02
but it's only for the very elite, by which I mean crazy, to seriously attempt. There is something gratifying to knocking flash off the platform and completely reducing his health at the same time... on your second punch.

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