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An outline of Heuy's falacies in the Boondocks:


Washu ID:010072 2005/12/15 03:05:19
1. Jesus was black. When have you seen a black Jew!?! Not a black Judiasm convert, a genuine black Jew? Never! Jesus was descended from an old Jewish stock of people from Nazareth. Mary's family was an old family in the sea of Galilee reigon. This was northern Israel in the time of the Romans. He wasn't black, he was Middle Eastern. He looked like an Arab!!! He had poofy currly hair like Spike Speigle (Not green though) and a thick beard like all those Orthodox Jews you see on TV. He didn't ever have grey hair though, he was only 33 when crucified!!! And not that much older (exactly 40 days older) when he ascended into heaven. Jesus was not black.

2. Ronald Regan was the devil. Um, no. It has been a common fallacy for doom sayers to interpret the devil's number as the number of letters in the current tyrant's name. The num ber is most commonly referred to as 666 and is susposed to be the number of the antichrist. The newest number was in the "Left Behind" seriese and was the number 216, which is the cube of 6 or 6^3 or even 6*6*6. It's a very common mistake and he just happened to be the first world leader whose names each had six letters. Every tyrant from Nero Ceaser to Napoleon to Hitler hes been called the antichrist and all predictions have failed.

3. The government is telling us liet about 9/11. It's for our own good.

Re: An outline of Heuy's falacies in the Boondocks:


Akanin Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/15 03:08:21
jesus was, however, an ARAB, whom we so often kill in the name of the lord. talk about a hypocratic slap in gods face...

and i prefer to know the truth than to 'be lied to for my own good'. im sick of the lies.

Jesus was not an Arab, he looked like an Arab.


Washu ID:010072 2005/12/15 03:17:11
Arabs are from Arabia, currently Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia. The Palanestinians are not a race or country, they are the rejects of the rest of the arab countries who came to Israel when the Jews turned it into a flowering paradise from the perpetual swamp and desert it used to be. The Isralies took them in and educated them and to this day, Palanistinians have the highest Literacy rate of all Arab populations. However, when the other countries (Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, Jordan)got jealous, they told the Palastinians to flee while they fought to take their lands from the dirty infidel Jews. The Isralies begged them to stay and to live in peace to no avail. Then they won their battle for independance in 1948 and owned those Arabs and got some established borders.

And don't even think for a minute that the Isralies are to blame for the Palastinian refuge situation. Enough money is held in the hands of ten rich Arabs to comfortably house every Palanistinian refugee. They could even get them jobs.

WRONG


Akanin Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/15 03:25:20
the palestinians were kicked out of their country after WW2, because we fealt sorry for the jews so we gave them their own country- and, to help fight the glorious war to maintain israly supremacy, we gave them automatic weapons and feed them money with which they can blow the every loving shit out of the palestinians rebels who fight back with rocks.

you know what even means? one israly was killed, and to reprocution 50+ palestians were gunned down.

and as of jesus's race...


Akanin Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/15 03:27:01
he was technically an israly, but the palestinians today are more closely related to him than the isralies who came from all parts of the world to take away homes.

oh, and those rich arabs


Akanin Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/15 03:36:23
im sure, since you associate them with terrorists, would be perfectly happy to donate money to help the homeless.

YOU STUPID TEXAS CONSERVATIVE MORON!

I still love that show.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 04:27:57
I don't believe Jesus was a jew. Have you seen Mel Gibson's three hour film " The Passion of the Christ "? That might explain a few things. And some episodes of South Park made at about the same time.

Nonetheless, Jesus is always there. Johnny Cash: Personal Jesus (Jesus I love this song)

Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who cares

Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who's there

Feeling unknown
and you're all alone,
flesh and bone,
by the telephone,
lift up the receiver,
i'll make you a believer

Take second best,
put me to the test,
things on your chest,
you need to confess,
i will deliver,
you know i'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone who cares

Your own, personal, Jesus
someone to hear your prayers,
someone to care

Feeling unknown
and you're all alone,
flesh and bone,
by the telephone,
lift up the receiver,
i'll make you a believer
i will deliver,
you know i'm a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Reach out and touch faith

Re: I still love that show.


girl inu yasha64 ID:014992 2005/12/15 09:43:37
We can watch the show for the quotes. Many people have just started on the show, but I've read the comics since 1994 or 1995. =

um, do you even know what a jew IS?


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 09:45:18
because jesus was KING OF THE JEWS. its just that the priests disowned him and claimed he was an imposter and so the jews were separated and the ones that followed jesus became christians- who are technically the real jews.

and


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 09:47:37
i think that THE BIBLE is a much more accurate than a movie.

That's true. But,


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:10:25
It depicted what Jesus had to go through and his sacrifice for our sins. And that inspired people to be better christians.

Except that first you have to figure out what it means...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 10:45:03
in the numerous places where it directly contradicts itself at first glance. And I'm pretty sure that some of the laws don't make any sense in todays world.

A reply,


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:19:19
The word jew is used in a wide number of ways, but generally refers to a follower of the Jewish faith, a child of a Jewish mother, or someone of Jewish descent with a connection to Jewish culture or ethnicity and often a combination of these attributes. A descendant of Abraham whose religion is Judaism. A DESCENDENT OF JUDAH!

Those are the real jews. Not christians. Oh, and jews don't believe in jesus. WHY DON'T JEWS BELIEVE IN JESUS? For 2,000 years, Jews have rejected the Christian idea of Jesus as messiah. Why?

If your wondering, I'm a catholic.

Re: A reply,


Jon166 ID:017050 2005/12/15 10:33:29
I am a Christian (non-denominational), and I believe that Jews are those who believe in God. Christians are the Jews that believe in Christ as well (and he technically is God, by the way).

Jesus is not god. When is the last time any of you read "The Good Book"?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:37:24
Jews and Christians alike believe in the same exact God! And jews don't believe in Jesus! Therefore, Jesus is not God!

Re: Jesus is not god. When is the last time any of you read "The Good Book"?


girl inu yasha64 ID:014992 2005/12/15 10:41:05
DAMNIT THIS IS ANNOYING.
Well to me anyway, since I'm agnostic.
Don't turn every single topic into a debate
of christianity.

It ain't me. I simply do not agree.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:43:03
Agnostic, eh? Nothing wrong with that. I have alot of REAL-LIFE friends who are agnostic. But you don't celebrate Christmas or any religious holidays, do you?

Christmas, despite being the biggest christian holiday of all...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 11:00:59
has been so commercialized that it is almost more of a tribute to capitalism. Which is why I can't sympathsize with people complaining over christmas trees in schools.

Or teaching evolution in Kansas.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 11:06:46
Which is wierd.

Student w/ hand raised: Teacher, didn't man evolve from ape?

Teacher: WHAT? BLASPHEMY! We all know that G*D created Adam and Eve, fully clothed of course, and they are the reason behind human existence.

Its really weird...So read up Gigazubyte. We are having a political storm! And I invite you to tell your opinion. So what are you? Democratic? Republican? Liberal? Or some other wierd third-party?

I'm more closely aligned to the democrats...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 11:12:38
but again, I don't follow anybody, and I'm not pleased with any of our leader choices.

Same here. And I don't believe its going to get any better.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 11:14:34
Looking at America's standard youth...No offense.

I'm hardly standard.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 11:17:47

Heh, that's good! Variety and things that inspire are what we really need!


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 11:20:34

hey is only half god.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 10:44:24

but still my point stands- jesus WAS a jew.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 10:41:02
some of the other jews hated him, particularly the leaders, so the real jews (the ones that were supposed to accept the christ) became 'christians'.

My point was that I knew what a jew was.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:46:31
Noculas, can you tell me what religon Adolf Hitler was?

sadly no, i cannot.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 10:47:50
i do not know what his religion was.

CHRISTIAN


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 10:53:06
And you mean to tell me that christians are the real jews. So then your also telling me that Adolf Hitler, a christian anti-christ, killed off millions of his own people? I don't understand Noculas.

no, he was not christian


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 11:00:01
he was a self proclaimed christian. do you know how many people claim they are christian but are actually closer to Satan than God? first of all, many "christians" don't understand the THOU SHALL NOT KILL. hm. hard to understand. i'll just assume it means its okay to kill everyone i want. so you see, hitler claimed he was a christian, but he was a liar. he didnt understand what it meant to be christian.

ps- what i mean is that christians are the real jews but the jews as we know them are not the 'real jews'. its not about the names they give themselves, its about the way it really is. hitler didnt mean to kill the real jews, he meant to kill the people named jewish who dont accept christ. understand?

Ohh I see,


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 11:03:17
So WAYYYY back when, Jesus had jewish followers, and he created...AHHHHH!!!! MY BRAIN!!! Enough!!!! I just don't believe that EVERY CHRISTIAN is the REAL JEWS when JEWS are JEWS? What? See? Wtf?

lol sorry, it just makes more sense when i think about it that way.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 11:07:41
well, i g2g

They believe he was inspired, but not a direct son of god...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 11:22:19
I guess he just didn't convince them. And the way christains have historically treated jews, small wonder if few of them convert.

correction: the way fake christians like hitler have treated them.


Akanin ID:014026 2005/12/15 11:47:49

Most, if not all, christians are fake by your interpretation, which I'm not going to argue.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 11:56:22

Good move.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 12:07:27

I've run this debate with myself a thousand times. I know the angles, and I know what I stand for.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/15 12:10:13

Good. Keep it well.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/15 12:12:09

I hate missing so much...


Jon166 ID:017050 2005/12/15 14:50:51
But the point is, that God is God. Jesus is part of God, just as the Holy Spirit. It's hard to explain, but they are not individuals. Kind of like your body, soul, and spirit are all you, yet so different and seperate.

Re: An outline of Heuy's falacies in the Boondocks:


Kirby ID:013661 2005/12/16 00:58:50
To contradict all of you, I have no belief in god/gods....

Eek...Oh well. Whatever floats your boat.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/16 05:00:38

That's sad...


Jon166 ID:017050 2005/12/16 08:47:50
I strongly suggest otherwise. I wouldn't want you to die in Hell.

Re: That's sad...


Kirby ID:013661 2005/12/17 00:55:27
I rather burn in hell if that even exists....

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