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WAAAAAGH*Descends from above with might Dablihiro sword and...


Washu ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:32:19
cleaves knower_of_chaos in two...*

RP, like that...

*proceeds to gloat in the massive blood slikc of k_o_c's corpse*


Ryu Hayabusa w/Dablihiro lv 3 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:33:23

Ha ha ha, I have vanquished you! j00 suX!!!


Ryu Hayabusa w/Dablihiro lv 3 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:34:37
That's what RP is like, then you comeback to life or that wasn't you, just somone you hired to dress uplike you.

NUH UH!


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:35:03
That doesn't hapen because I dodged the original attack so your gloating at something that doesn't exist!

Its called wating 2 minutes for a reply!

Oh yes! Classic! *Dodges the pathetic lunge and...


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:33:50
stabs Washu in the hear twith the Dagger of Time*

I can do that too!

No contest! *Before dagger falls, swings Dablihiro and knockes the dagger of time a mile away.*


Ryu Hayabusa w/Dablihiro lv 3 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:35:44

NO WAY!


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:37:02
Because when I dodged that attack you were incapacitaed from the jalapeno you ate years ago! Therefore, you were killed! Face it!

Ha Jalapeno's are like candy to me *eats one* and you are just.... BLEARGUE!!!!


Ryu ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:38:14

*All of Ryu's internal organs are suddenly removed from his body and appera five feet away*


Washu w/ U.S. Tax Code (SV,HB) ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:39:08

How does that concern me?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:40:16

Because you are dead too, your brain left your body before the dagger...


Washu w/ U.S. Tax Code (SV,HB) ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:42:17
fo tome could be used to go back and kill Gigazubyte. He chaos controlled your organs away.

That's bull crap. I have no organs. I'm a Tripod.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:43:45

HA YOU HAVE RELEASED YOUR SECRET!!!!


Washu w/ U.S. Tax Code (SV,HB) ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:45:42

*Attaches camera to K-O-C and proceeds to take wedding portraits*


Washu w/ Camera ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:46:21

did I mention I'm a part time photogropher in real-life?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:48:01

Oh, good, what would be a good exposure/apeture setting for...


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:50:49
this inside shot of Ryoko's wedding, there's low red light and I don't want to use a flash but I don't have the right size lens!

This is gonna cost you.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:52:21

Cash or credit?


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:53:33
This is real RP.

It'll be 7 million dollars cash upfront.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:54:21

Let me see..... how about 4 mil, seven's too high.


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:55:48

That's not a secret.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:46:54

Then I chaos control you into space.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:46:06
Just ignore these and continue your fight, I just want to show you why it's a bad idea for me to play.

That's impossible.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:47:30
I weigh so much, your pety chaos control powers have no affect against me.

Dude, seven chaos emeralds are enough to move the ark...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:49:44
and I have a super emerald to boot.

I wouldn't blow a nostril of snot on the ARC.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:51:54
Even if I walked past it and blew a fart it would fly at 347 times the speed of light toward the sun. How's that? I am industractable, invincible, and I have no weakness.

I could still deconstruct you piece by piece...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:58:12
Or teleport the earth... well no, I'd need more power for that. There are lots of things I could do even to 'invincible' characters.

Yeah, he could even attach a giant camera to you and give you to King Yamma as a present.


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:59:52

NOooooooooooooo That was my second favorite camera!!! Oh well... wait.


Washu w/ Camera ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:47:35
*Snaps fingers and activates holo console interface, retrieves camera, leaves tripod in space*

{how could this happen? stoopid hax0r5.... m3 n0t l33t nUF....}


Ryu *dead* ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:49:00
*dead*

I said continue as you were! *Undeadifies*


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:50:58

Umm... he's still dead. Unless you can rewind his reference time he'll always be dead.


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:53:01

*ZZZzzZZzZZzZz.......ZZZ.zZz..zzzz..z.....zZZ*


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:55:02

Note the future self and the time travel paradox.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:55:07

Yeah, but it's RP you gotta say it.


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:56:22

I did. I stopped myself.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:59:42

Right, but from Ryu's refrence, time reverses and then you appear instead....


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 15:22:59
like going back in prince of persia rewinds time for all the other guys too.

Just don't screw up the space time continuom,


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:56:56
And the French end up building the pyramids, and the Russians make the Statue of Liberty, and WWII occurs between Tanzania, Niger, and Nigeria.

Lol, and Osaka from Azumanga Doih becomes the Fuher's right hand woman...


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:58:05
then she takes over the NAZI and conquers the world....

Right, make sure that doesn't happen.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:59:19

Have you ever seen that show? Oh mi gosh it's funny...


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 13:02:17
It was an online conic seriese that the NAZI thing came about but I saw a gif video of Osaka and the girl with super pig-tails wlaking down an alley. Osaka kicks off her shoe inot the air and they watch it with smiles. Right before it lands in the street, a speeding dumptruck catches it as it's going by...

Future self appears and stops that from happening...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:47:08
continue as you were.

BLEARGUH?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:43:02
You mean Beautiful, Lean, Excellent, Artistic, Rich, Giant, and Undeniably Excellent?

I know. Thank you!

Chaos controls everyone else's internal organs outside their bodies.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:35:28
I win.

What a jerk, you just killed Ryu by introducing an outside game force.


Washu ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:36:51
Now he's gone for ever.

It's completely in character for me to do that...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:38:25
I basically fight with a powerful and subtle control of chaos control, and since it warps time and space I can do most anything with it.

It may be in character but it goes abainst the most basic rules of RP:


Washu w/ U.S. Tax Code (SV,HB) ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:41:06
Never mismatch: Ryu Hayabusa cannot ever fight Goku. Ryu can wall jump and has wicked ninja skills. Goku could destroy a plannet by blowing his nose if he wanted to. Not fair.

I know, but it's the only character I have...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:44:13
so I usually avoid fights altogether and stick to my story, where the characters are matched and the fights are scripted.

It's the only way to work or we would all be gods blowing up universes...


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/08 12:51:51
just saying we could do better that the other guy...

i disagree.


Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/09 01:55:15
ive fought celts against kirby for gods sake.

But, that's funny, dude. The Boston Celtics against Kirby? OMG lol!


Washu w/ Minolta 700zx 1985 ID:010072 2005/12/09 11:47:03
But Ryu getting his guts removed by a magical chaos control isn't funny to ryu {m3 n0 l33t...m3 ju57 st00p1d n00b... m3 d13s b1 hax....}-Ryu *Dead*

See what I mean, he's all dead now. ew...

Damn it, I abused the time stream to undo that. He's alive!


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/09 12:08:12

*no i'm in the alternate reality where you didn't ...(truncated)


Ryu *dead* ID:010072 2005/12/09 12:10:32

But I LIKE ninjas. That was only temporary to show why I abstain.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/09 12:12:47

Damnit, you must've cheated!


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/12/08 12:37:36

That's what I did that pissed off demonchao in the first place...


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/08 12:40:07
everybody hates that move.

as opposed to their external organs?


Akanin Noculas ID:014026 2005/12/09 10:58:06

Yes, skin is an organ too.


Gigazubyte ID:015441 2005/12/09 11:31:42

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