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Today's Special Event!


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/09 12:28:26
That's right! knower of chaos here with anouther mezmerizing report of what's going on in my life and what's going on around the world! Today's breaking news: The world is coming to an end? But more on that later, today I beat up some punk for a good reason! Also, racism is more common than ever as black people raid in Ohio for something that never concerned them in the first place! Some 14 nazis were in the streets at the peaceful, ghetto neighborhood in Ohio when the police told them to leave. So, they did. AFter that, thousands of black people started to raze down buildings and rob houses! In other news, some sex bot on AIM sent me an automated e-mail containing a really cool letter about having sex with her! Of course, its just a robot but the letter was quite long and arousing, and may be to graphic to say on this board so I shall refrain from posting it. In other news: The world is coming to an end? But before that, Oil. We need it. And we don't have an alternate fuel source. The prince of Saudi Arabia realizes now that we will all run out of oil in 10 to 15 years. After that, we will have nothing to fuel our cars! Our only alternatives would be electricity or cooking coil which is highly combustional. So, Unless you want your car to go up in flames I suggest you start looking for a new source of fuel. And now, the news you've all been waiting for: The world is coming to an end? But first, we must look back at the tragedy that befell the town of New Orleans. Mare than 15 million people died in hurricane Katrina and many blame FEMA, many blame the mayor and/or govenor, and some say "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" But whatever your opinion is, just remember, the media is gay. And now, the news we have all been waiting so long for, the end of the world is here. Ahem, MUSLIMS, AFRICANS, TERRIOSTS, THEY SUCK! And the stupid people of the smelly nation of France has let them in thier country! MORONS! Now, the french are very proud of thier culture and don't want no damn muslims wearing head scarfs at thier schools and workplaces. Well, we here at the fine folks of Today's Special Event say, GOOD FOR THEM! But the muslims hate this, and they hate the western hemisphere, and they belive everyone should be a muslim. Well, the French gave them thier own section of france or ghetto. And they also gave them cheap housing and welfare checks. Well now they can't get jobs because the employers are being "racist" and the muslims have decided to revolt! They have burned 30,000 cars and razed 600 buildings. We are not lying people. These muslims suck. Anywho, that's today's Special Event! Tune in next time!

Wow, I'm utterly bored and I'm still not reading it.


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/09 13:01:03

What you can't read? It's pretty hilarious.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/10 05:43:41
Oh don't waste your time on it. Someone of your extrmemly low intellict would'nt even know what I was talking about in that paragraph.

First:


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/10 06:51:17
Try looking up intellect in a dictionary before using it in a sentance.
Second, some punk ranting along about a world he has no clue about is not funny.
Third, how can you call that slipshod lump of print a paragraph? It's disgusting! Start listening to your English teacher and maybe I'll read your junk.
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Punk Publishes Pugnacious Paragraph: READ ALL ABOUT IT!!

Printnews commentator: If you want to get a serious brain cramp, just try to decipher "knower of chaoses'" latest
lump. It's like taking a jackhammer to a solid block of steel just to find a fortune cookie inside that says, "Gotch'ya sucker!". Personally, I curse the producers that assigned me to cover his material and pray for God to just kill me now before his next "Special Event." In other news, a train carrying one
hundred orphans dissapeared last night. The statement from the FDA says that the investigation has uncovered evidence
that a rogue groop of pharmaceutical testers may be in on
the hijacking.

Dude, that was gay. You stay up all night thinking of that?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/10 09:16:48
You think I know nothing about the world? You sit on your morbidly obese ass all damn day talking to the losers that are on this board. Why don't you stop and and, get this, GO OUTSIDE! And Keep you're retarded, half-wit opinion to yourself. Damn retard...

I'll have you know that I'm very fit...


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 03:59:18
I have insult me! *Slap*

Oh well, pearls before swine, eh wot?


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:02:19

When was the last time you went downtown for anything other than a date?


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:20:03
Neva' that's when!

You are a down right RzE so don't blame me for bein all l33t round yo'!

I went to a Loverboy concert the other night.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/12 05:59:24
Everybody's working for the weekend!

Oooo... I love that song! And "Our House, in the Middle of the Street!"


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 14:12:02
It's in my head and I like it!

Oh and one more thing:


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/10 09:18:07
First: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Second: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Third: SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL UP!

Ah.. music to me ears.. Tain't nothin' like the me ...(truncated)


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:00:34

..melodious cussin' of a plebian to get me goin' in tha' mornin'.


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:01:15

Thanks be to you me lad. Top of the afternoon to you too.


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:01:47

Nice play. I know how it feels. (more)


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/12 06:11:30
To be flamed at. It's like a needle to the heart and it bleeds a blackened tear.

No, it's like being bitten by toothless mosquitoes... believe me, I KNOW!!


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 14:11:02
I've been talked down and repremanded in real life in a real job by an actual influence on my future. And if you don't think a small Indian engineer/owner named Moe can't talk somone down, you've got some real lessons to learn. Trust me, this flaming means nothing, none of you are man enough to say it to my face either so I'm fine with it.

What?


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/13 03:09:00
That your a loser? That you let yourslef get walked all over by an indian midgit that controls whether you are fired or not? Why don't you focus on your "life" and quit wasting it on here.

You don't deserve to say anything like that and yo ...(truncated)


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 04:07:30
Once you get your leg blown off I won't care what you say but please, leave the cussing to the wounded soldiers!

Sissyface punk!

I don't talk to the mentally deficient, sir.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/12 08:41:59

That is very discriminating.... I'd understand if you didn't listen but not talk?


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/12 14:24:29
That's just not nice.
Seriously, we just watched "I am Sam" and Acting like you are now just shows what a small person you are inside. I just want to help you see that for your self and to learn to strive for bigger better things and thoughts. Please, don't be a cynic.

Yeah I guess that was a little too much for your feeble mind.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/13 00:41:12
I'm not a nice person. I don't know you Washu, I want you to tell me your older IDs.

I don't want you to know, you'll make fun of me...*sob*


Washu ID:010072 2005/11/17 05:40:23
OK sport, ID#008558 You happy? I joined as Yoshikisuzukiyama and abandoned that name real fast. Since then I've been Washu.

SHUT UP!


masterchief ID:017724 2005/11/12 11:37:00
DOES THIS GUY EVER SHUT UP!

I'm not talkin retard.


knower of chaos ID:011746 2005/11/12 11:45:10
Its a single damn post. Its not a long line of spam like youve been doing.

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