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That's right! knower of chaos here with anouther mezmerizing report of what's going on in my life and what's going on around the world! Today's breaking news: The world is coming to an end? But more on that later, today I beat up some punk for a good reason! Also, racism is more common than ever as black people raid in Ohio for something that never concerned them in the first place! Some 14 nazis were in the streets at the peaceful, ghetto neighborhood in Ohio when the police told them to leave. So, they did. AFter that, thousands of black people started to raze down buildings and rob houses! In other news, some sex bot on AIM sent me an automated e-mail containing a really cool letter about having sex with her! Of course, its just a robot but the letter was quite long and arousing, and may be to graphic to say on this board so I shall refrain from posting it. In other news: The world is coming to an end? But before that, Oil. We need it. And we don't have an alternate fuel source. The prince of Saudi Arabia realizes now that we will all run out of oil in 10 to 15 years. After that, we will have nothing to fuel our cars! Our only alternatives would be electricity or cooking coil which is highly combustional. So, Unless you want your car to go up in flames I suggest you start looking for a new source of fuel. And now, the news you've all been waiting for: The world is coming to an end? But first, we must look back at the tragedy that befell the town of New Orleans. Mare than 15 million people died in hurricane Katrina and many blame FEMA, many blame the mayor and/or govenor, and some say "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" But whatever your opinion is, just remember, the media is gay. And now, the news we have all been waiting so long for, the end of the world is here. Ahem, MUSLIMS, AFRICANS, TERRIOSTS, THEY SUCK! And the stupid people of the smelly nation of France has let them in thier country! MORONS! Now, the french are very proud of thier culture and don't want no damn muslims wearing head scarfs at thier schools and workplaces. Well, we here at the fine folks of Today's Special Event say, GOOD FOR THEM! But the muslims hate this, and they hate the western hemisphere, and they belive everyone should be a muslim. Well, the French gave them thier own section of france or ghetto. And they also gave them cheap housing and welfare checks. Well now they can't get jobs because the employers are being "racist" and the muslims have decided to revolt! They have burned 30,000 cars and razed 600 buildings. We are not lying people. These muslims suck. Anywho, that's today's Special Event! Tune in next time!
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